'Music like this can get me pregnant'
One of the most memorable lines ever.
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As I recall, the song they played was "Don't Touch Me There!" by the Tubes, so the line was pretty apt.
shareI use the Lightning Bug as my answering machine message...contact me privately should you want to give a listen and I'll send the number.
Back in college my roommates and I were serious "J-Men Forever" fans. We loved making prank calls as the Lightning Bug. Lots of them. Like, hours and hours of prank calls.
And we all got French jeans and all the cigarettes and coffee we could drink. Plus we learned how talk reeeeaaaaal sexxxxy.
Took a few years but I managed to track down ALL the A&M songs featured in "J-Men Forever," including the elusive "Honk Honk, Beep Beep" by Badazz. I'm in the process of recording soundbytes from the movie along with soundbytes from our prank calls.
Next step's burning unofficial Lightning Bug CDs and giving 'em away to the faithful. Drop me a private message with your mailing address should you want a copy. Should be ready to ship in a month or so. (Note to Proctor & Bergman -- yours will be in the mail.)
Shtay High!
RalphNumbers in Cleveland
" Hey...Nice Shoes!!" That, and " It's fun to abuse you!!"
share"Well, you can eat worms and die, Sister. I'm a J-Man so nyah,nyah,nyah,nyah,nyah,nyah..."
"I'm going to have you wrapped in an US flag and burned personally by the President in high-test American gasoline."
"We'll take my car. You can sit on the shift"
"Hey, isn't that Leonard Nimoy?"
"I don't know. Can't see his ears."
And the story Spy Swatter is telling about seeing the hash oil being made into bricks, "I was being closely followed by one of the Bug's men but I pretended not to notice him!" - and it's some guy who in the actual serial is working with Spy Smasher and running right behind him (wish that one would come out on DVD. Used to see it on the All Night Movies with Dave Dixon on Channel 51 back in the '70s). :-D
God, I love this movie!!!!
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share"I hope I don't miss Leave it to Beaver."
"What do you think?"
"I don't think. I'm a J-Man."
"Good thinking."
"Did you accomplish what you wanted?"
"Yeah. I got my head into this helmet."
" How's it hanging, Coat ??" " Meet Juicy Withers, one of my bedtime regulars. She's recovering from a bad whipping, I gave her." "Hello, Miss Withers." " How do you do it ??"
share" I'm supported by the far Right......and big business from the Right.......and I love .....selling.......chemicals....."
" All this bull$hit is getting us nowhere.....!!"
"Now that you're dead, your usefulness to me is ended! But I'll keep your shoes!"
share"Naughty naughty bad polluter. Bring you down with my ray shooter!"
"Say, aren't you Leonard Nimoy?"
"We have got to get our heads together!" (J-Men walk into each other and butt heads)
And you gave her a land mine? Really?
Well, it seemed appropriate at the time.
- Ron Swanson
"Who does your leather hair?"
"I suggest you dye your underwear and learn to live within your limitations."
"Okay, this is your last chance to talk."
"All right, all right, I'll tell you everything! What do you want to know?"
"So you won't talk, eh?"