Xhosa (the clicking Bushman language)

I had a girlfriend who besides being smoking hot, spoke Afrikaans and Xhosa (& English). She worked in a hotel with some Xhosa & learned the language. I kept begging her to talk it to me in public, & she finally did, in a cafe in midtown Manhattan. Yes, it is as jarring as in the movie - every1 stopped what they were doing & stared at her, while I was LMAO! She was super-cool & made my day when she indulged me.