The first thing I would do is cheat and get a lot of money. Winning at roulette or a wheel of fortune would be easy enough, and even a lottery would be doable.
Then, I would give almost all of the money away. A little to charities which help the poor and homeless and hungry, yes, but most of it to the people doing research into aging. As in: stopping or even reversing aging.
Then yes, I could use it for catching up on sleep, figuring out a more intelligent thing to say (thank you stratossi), and I could even see myself using it to look at nekkid "frozen" women, though I'd stop short of having sex with them. But until the aging thing is cracked, I'd use it pretty sparingly. I'm nearly fifty already.
I disagree with you, but I'm pretty sure you're not Hitler.
- Jon Stewart
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