translation

The above link no longer works so the subs. are as follows. I've no idea how accurate the French-to-English translation is (I don't speak French).

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00:00:09:SMALL TALK
00:00:40: Oh, I don't like butchers' shop windows, yuck!
00:00:46: No, I like... umm... I don't know...
00:00:51: Yes, you know what I like for instance?
00:00:54: Opening a book months after the holidays
00:00:57: and finding sand between the pages.
00:01:01: Yeah!
00:01:02: And I also like:
00:01:05: eating the egg yolk on my plate in one big bite...
00:01:11: Eating ham straight from the wrapping paper...
00:01:13: Breaking off the corners of cookies.
00:01:18: I like...
00:01:19: pulling up my socks,
00:01:20:and peeing in the shower...
00:01:23:But I don't like...
00:01:24:I don't like pulling out nose hairs!!!!
00:01:38:You know what I like?
00:01:40:The innocence of kids.
00:01:47:I don't like to make love to a woman
00:01:50:and think about what's inside her...
00:01:55:I like the catalogue of ManuFrance,
00:01:58:the illustrated catastrophes in old encyclopedias.
00:02:05:The words: Trans-Europe-Express...
00:02:10:Trans-Orient-Express...
00:02:15:Trans-Siberia-Express...
00:02:23:I like the graffiti down my street.
00:02:25:But I don't like the collection of my cousin who lives in Gueunion:
00:02:28:nail and hair clippings,
00:02:30:beard shavings,
00:02:31:appendices and bottles of tears.
00:02:35:I'd like to be the witness of a scene ...
00:02:37:so enormous ...
00:02:38:that nobody would dare use it in a movie!
00:03:08:I like the Bois de Boulogne park on holidays.
00:03:32:I like the dog of Miss Mauricette.
00:03:36:Oh yes: I like...
00:03:39:trains getting close to each other,when they approach the station.
00:03:49:But I don't like to leave one pea all alone on my plate.
00:03:59:I don't like beards without moustaches.
00:04:03:I don't like the idea
00:04:04:that one sleeps one third of one's life
00:04:07:but I like the idea that after death,
00:04:09:it won't be worse than before we were born.
00:04:12:I like: Bibi Fricotin,
00:04:13:Razibu Zouzou,
00:04:15:and little Cérébos.
00:04:17:I like Richard Willmark's laugh.
00:04:20:And, umm...
00:04:30:I don't like... umm...
00:04:32:the drop of water that goes back up...
00:04:42:I like... umm... my dog when he shakes his fur dry....
00:04:44:but not when he wakes me up
00:04:46:by pushing his cold snout against my cheek!
00:04:49:When I was a kid, I always liked the smell of toasted bread in the morning,
00:04:52:of the plastic around my books when school started again,
00:04:55:and the little pots of white glue... at school...
00:05:04:I liked taking escalators in the wrong direction,
00:05:06:rolling out oilcloth,
00:05:07:and stepping on immaculate snow...
00:05:13:But I didn't like...
00:05:15:and still don't like:
00:05:17:the carcasses of Christmas trees on the pavement in January.
00:05:23:I like: going on holidays!!
00:05:38:You know what I bought this morning with my friends?
00:05:40:as a ten o'clock snack...
00:05:42:three baguettes, two camemberts, and two little Côtes du Rhone wines.
00:05:48:That set us back 23 francs each.
00:05:54:Yes, we don't always have holidays!
00:06:01:I like to turn on the radio
00:06:03:and hear the song I just felt like listening to.
00:06:09: But I don't like the endof television broadcasts...
00:06:14:especially when I'm not sleepy!!
00:06:16:But when I go out at night,
00:06:19:I like to turn my head,
00:06:21:and see the Eiffel Tower lights go out.
00:06:35:And last of all,
00:06:38:when I watch a movie in the cinema,
00:06:44:I like to see the words:
00:06:48:THE END