Haha. Touché. Bastids.
I love a good practical joke. I am genuinely laughing. Y'all really got me good this time, rating this film a 7.7 when it what it really deserved was something between zero and i. I especially tip my hat to the folks who, with a straight face, call it the best Greenaway film. This was the best gag since the snipe hunt.
Now don't worry; in true Mark Twain fashion, I'll be sure not to ruin the joke. Just watch me sucker all my friends into seeing this rubbish as well. I'll make it a game to see how long I can convince them to stay in their seats. Seriously.