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Funniest scene/lines?

posted 19 years ago by bic-9
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So many possibilities:

1. The scene where the brother and sister pull into the garage. Hess suddenly gets a Southern accent. "Ah know how it is, fray-und!" And "I'm goin' boogyin'!" Then, "It's too late to go boogyin' anyway." (I didn't know the discos closed so early!)

2. The bald girl: "Hot Diggity!"

3. The short haired girl drinking from the bottle and Hess saying, "You look like you're given it head!"

4. "Lesson time" with the razor. And then he slams that guy's head down on the table about 50 times, but the guy lives!

5. "I'll play light!" "No credit in this game." I've never heard the expression "play light" before, but apparently Italian filmmakers in the late '70s thought it meant to pay someone money owed in a poker game later.

6. "Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, who sat down beside her, and scared the living @##@ out of her!" (Andrew Dice Clay eat your heart out)

7. "Street fightin' you don't learn from Savalas on TV!"

8. Any and all lyrics to the song "Do It To Me Once More."

[–] bic-9 19 years ago

I left one out: "You must be cartoonin'!"

And how he starts running out of stuff to do to terrorize them, so he suddenly turns to one and goes, "WAA!" or "BOO!" just to make her jump.

[–] comicspaul 19 years ago

I find it particularly funny when he calls the bald girl a twot when they are at the card table.
Well it made me laugh

[–] joegranby 19 years ago

Yep, all classics. But it's that not so good script that makes this a euro trash classic. The idea, though far-fetched isn't too bad. But I think it looks as if most of it was made up at the rehersals, and one of the guys has said - let's put that down. Unless bits were add libs. Either way, hot diggerty is just when it gets really cheezy. Though when hess dancers in the garage that's a bit of a cringe moment. As is the dance from John Morghen. Do it to me once more lol what a song hehe. You missed out the main song, sweetly o' sweetly or something. Sounds as if it's being sung by fairys. "Happy an carefree" what a load of old cobblars lol.

[–] bic-9 19 years ago

Or how about when Hess beats up that guy Howard, pisses on him in the swimming pool, then drags him back inside and ties his neck to the table. For most of the rest of the movie he just sits there and doesn't say anything.

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[–] silverdragonninja_27 19 years ago

When Hess' friend is taking his time raping the girl. Hess looks at him and says "Sh*t or get off the pot!"

Hilarious!

[–] HeartMonger 18 years ago

This is such a sadomischistic thing to say, but the beginning rape makes me laugh, but it is so 'real' but so cheezy and staged at the same time.

The songs are so funny too.

The part that made me laugh the most though, is whenever he (Hess) hits ANYone, it sounds like a door slamming.

I am considering nothing less than WORLD DOMINATION!

[–] jared-fleet 18 years ago

That's the part that stands out for me. I'm gonna have to pull out my old VHS copy of this peice of trash and watch it again.

[–] jayanxiety 18 years ago

I thought the scene where Ricky starts doing a striptease while the others urge him on saying things like "you do it!".

I also thought the scene where Alex says to his friend Ricky "What are you doin'? F*#k her over here so we can all enjoy the action!"

Also, when Alex pees on that poor guy in the pool, his laugh was over-the-top!

[–] kinggiuseppe 18 years ago

"Hot Diggity" is the most hilarious thing I've seen on film in a while. I almost fell out of my chair

[–] bic-9 18 years ago

Isn't it, though...one of those "did she really just say THAT?" moments.

Pimps in the front, hos in the back, and chumps in the trunk, brutha!

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[–] bic-9 18 years ago

Not as funny as "Hot Diggity" (What could ever be?), but I like how Howard says, "Welcome to the inner sanctum!" in a weird voice when he opens the door for the others at the party. I even used that as my main quote on myspace.

Pimps in the front, hos in the back, and chumps in the trunk, brutha!

[–] stuhh 18 years ago

As mentioned, the entire dance sequence between Mr. Radice and Ms. De Selle is quite something. I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like it. Still, it is quite enjoyable in a strange, hypnotic way.

[–] Dave-36 18 years ago

I can't believe that other people have actually seen this and also think that Glenda saying "HOT DIGGITY!" is one of the funniest things ever. My friend and I would rent this years ago just to laugh at the dialogue but oddly enough, we loved the opening theme, 'Sweetly Oh Sweetly.'

[–] jayanxiety 18 years ago

Hey, don't get me wrong...I loved the "hot diggity" line, but come on, when Alex pees on the poor guy's face in the pool and laughs with insult... that had to be one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen. No matter if he got revenge on Alex or not, he would always be known as "the guy who gets pee'd on".

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[–] jayanxiety 18 years ago

Actually, I think that the bald black chick was rather attractive. Though I do think she was a little on the creepy side. I mean, she was totally bald! That was either the boldest or most insane thing she could have ever done. She had a pretty face and nice figure, but I couldn't get past that cue-ball of a head!

As for Ricky, maybe he was slow, but had a talent for flamboyancy. We could liken him to Forest Gump. Sure he was slow, but boy could he run, play ping-pong, and come up with all kinds of catch-phrases.

[–] Lucifrix 18 years ago

Dude, I'm so with you. I spent most of the film making gay jokes about Ricky, like (paraphrased)...

Alex: F@%# her!
Ricky: No, I don't want to do it like this.
Me as Ricky: Why can't I do it with you?

I never claimed to be a comic genius. :-)

Re the black woman, she didn't do anything for me, but I didn't think she was particularly ugly. She had a good face for the shaved-head look...what kept distracting me was her makeup, especially the gold stuff on parts of her lips.

[–] AmandaByNight 18 years ago

"I got a big one, don't I Alex?"

"Cut the Mutha!"

and:

"Shut up or I'll make your chest look like a checkerboard."

Great, great movie!

[–] Falconeer 17 years ago

Hellooooo laaady!

[–] orchidclub 17 years ago

"Hot diggity!"

"F*@k her here so we can all enjoy the action!"
"I can put on a real show, Alex. I got a big one!"

"Come on Howard, punch the mutha out!"

"WHO IS IT?!"
"Cindy."

"What's so funny?"
"You!"
"Why?"
"'Cause you looked like you were givin' it head."

Hess's facial expressions in this movie are priceless.

[–] erneuro 16 years ago

Sounds like the english dialogues are even worst than the italian ones, definitely less cheesy.

[–] terencefisher 16 years ago

"You can really handle things, Alex! I've never had a friend like yew!"

:-D

Terence

[–] kenneymljken 16 years ago

The awkward way Hess undresses before getting into the shower.

"Street fighting you DON'T learn by watching Savalas on TV." Ooooooookaaaaaaay.

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[–] SteveResin 16 years ago

Alex's closing scream... goes on for about 3 weeks;
"AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

"Attack Dickie! Attack!!!"

[–] wroy78 16 years ago

My personal fav was after the long exploitation shot of the chick in the shower, the camera lingering close-up on that chick's tits and muff and rear, and then Alex comes in and the chick says, "You like what you see?"

And Alex replies, "Ehhh..." (like he's not much interested)

Classic.

[–] Beyond72 16 years ago

Alex's closing scream... goes on for about 3 weeks;
"AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Ha ha, sounded great on my set up.

[–] alex_not_morbid 16 years ago

Yeah, HAHA that's definetaly the funniest part. I was drunk the first time I saw the movie, and when he started screaming I didn't know if it was me or if he really screamed that long.

[–] joe_200317 14 years ago

It's endless... Such an under-rated Gem. And the music too!

You should check out "Maniac Houseguest"...

http://vimeo.com/9241278

[–] crazyhellboy 14 years ago

The scene where David Hess makes the Black chick and white chick kiss. He says something of the sort to the white chick: "Are you too good to kiss 'Roots'"? or something like that. I was like WFT did I hear that correctly.

Oh yeah, when the black girl says "Hot Diggity" is classic. Also any scene where Giovianni Lombardo Radice is dancing. Do yo know he was in The Omen remake? He was the old blind priest.

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.