Poop in Pool

Ok, so he’s a quick story inspired by Caddyshack.

In high school my buddy Matt worked at the city pool as a concession stand guy, selling cokes and candy. The only break he got was 30 minutes, where he could go take a dip in the pool, go down the water slide, flirt with the lifeguards, etc.

One Friday night Matt had lined up a hot date at 7, forgetting he worked until 8. So he either cancels the date, or figures out a way to leave early. He chose the latter.

So what’s he do? Well he thinks of a scene from this great comedy, and around 6 he takes his swim break. Takes a quick plunge into the deep end and comes right back out. Runs back to the concession stand and grabs, not a Payday, but a Milky Way, as to not leave any evidence.

He climbs up the water slide when no ones around, puts the faux doodie under his wet rear, and down he goes, leaving a brown streak all the way down.

Only minutes later a kid discovered the contamination, screamed in horror, and everyone got to go home, including Matt, who probably got laid that night. The end.