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Most meaningless, yet best quote to repeat


"You'll get nothing, and like it!"

"He was trying to fool, Lloyd Braun!"

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haha..that's the best! i dont think a week goes by that i dont use it. also, i find myself using "nooonan! nnnnnnoooonan!" as a distraction device.

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"So I got that going for me, which is nice."

"I think Homo sapiens and Lebanese should be left to their own devices."-Fred Scuttle

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I mentioned previously, in reference to that particular Murray quote, that I repeat it so often that I should be paying Bill royalties... but I won't.

"He was trying to fool, Lloyd Braun!"

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I just perused the Quotes section here and the entire thing should be wiped clean--half of them are not even close.

Besides, once you start listing great quotes from Caddyshack you might as well quote the whole movie. Better just to watch it and enjoy it.

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I use Nooonan all the time. I mean almost daily. Nobody gets it.

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I also like to say: "Gambling is illegal and I never slice."

"I think Homo sapiens and Lebanese should be left to their own devices."-Fred Scuttle

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"I'll give you asthma."

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"Doooodiieee"

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"My uncle says you've got a screw loose."
"Yeah well your uncle molests collies"

"Hey don't be so hard on yourself!
You're not umm...
You're not good.
You stink."

"He called me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife!"

"Is this your place Carl?"
"Yeah what do you think?"
"It's really... awful!"
"Well I got a lot of stuff on order."

"Colored boy? Why you sonofabitch I'll fix you!"

"Mangenese... a lot of people don't know what that is."

"Fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose!"

"You do drugs, Danny?"
"All the time."
"Good"

"He was just putting at night, with the fifteen year old daughter of the Dean."

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Oh yeah, and my favorite line of the whole movie is:

"Jeez I've had better food at the ball game. This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hittin' it."

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I love this line: "This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hittin' it." I always use it, or a variation of it, when I am ordering in a resturant. I then ask the waiter/waitress if they know where the line comes from. Most do not. The youth of today. They don't have a clue.

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"Boy that's the ugliest hat I ever seen. You oughta get a free bowl of soup with that hat... oh it looks good on you though!"

"You're crazy!" "That's what they said about Son of Sam"

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Live and learn. At least we lived.

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50 bucks says he eats it...

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I can't believe you're missing this one.


Noonan: I could end up working in a lumber yard.

Webb: What's wrong with lumber yards? I own two.

Noonan: I notice you don't spend much time there.

Webb: I don't know where they are.

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"Where did you come from, a scotch ad?"

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I use that one, and also from Animal House.. 'No more fun of any kind!'

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"Don't you have homes?"

"You're a lotta woman, ya know that?"
"You wanna make fourteen dollars the HARD way?"

"Can you make a shoe smell?"

"...The only good varmant poontang is dead varmant poontang, I t'hink."

"Ooooh, my arm! It's broken!"
"What has this buffoon done now?!"

"And after you're finished, how about dropping by the yaughdt club? Hmm? Hmm? Hmmm?"

"Just snake a tube down her throat, and I'll be there in- four or five hours.. Testing now.. 1..2..3..."
"Must be a routine emergency..."

"I shoulda yelled TWO!"

"You know, for Italians this is skilled labor?"

"I think this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em your jewish, okay? Fine."
"This is my guest, Mr. Wang.. No offense!"

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I didn't even realize, but I use this one a lot:

Don't you have homes?

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"You were in the war?
No, (starts walking with limp) Homo... Much better now though."

"The graveyard's two blocks to the left"

"The dance of the living dead!"

"Tell the cook this is low-grade dog food, allright?"

"Ask Wang here.. We just bought property behind the Great Wall.. On the good side!"

"The crowd is standing on it's feet here in Agusta, the normally reserved Agusta crowd going wild for the cinderella boy..."

"You know who that guy was, Danny? ...Mitch Cumstain, my roomate."

"Ooooh RATFARTS!"

"Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch."

"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.. didn't wanna do it, but figured I OWED it to them."

"You're not a man, you're a Biship for God's sake!!"
"There is no God."

"This *beep* the best man, I got it from a negro.. You're probably so high already, you don't even know it."

"You put your suit on!!"
"You shave your ass!"

Oh man, I can never get enough of this movie... and of course all of Ted Knight's numerous facial expressions and groaning reactions were just priceless!

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the one that had me in tears was when the lifeguard said to the girl "put your clothes on" and she replied "go shave your ass"

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"You were in the war?
No, (starts walking with limp) Homo... Much better now though."

I swear to God I never knew that last part was in there. I always laugh too hard at "Homo"

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"Feel pain; eat pudding"
- Conan O'Brien

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"It's the best man, I got it from a negro... you're probably so high already, you don't even know it."


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If I've never seen it before, it's a new release to me!

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I was at my Fantasy Baseball Draft this weekend, and chose Yankee Pitcher Chiein-Ming Wang almost exclusively so I could say: "I think this place is restricted, Wang, so don't let on you're Jewish". In other words, I have no life what so ever....

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i think the funniest line is "i smell varmit poon-tang"
i laugh every time i hear that

"Ever hear of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?"
"Yes."
"Morons."

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"Nice hat, bet if you buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup. Oh,
but it looks good on you though" Then Al gives a priceless face...its great
I LOVE JIM EDMONDS! #15 go cardinals!!

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"Here you go, kid... Park my car, take my bags, and put on some weight, will ya?"

"The man's a menace!"

"I think it's about time someone teaches these varmants a lesson in morality, and what it's like to be a decent, upstanding member in a society."

"Turds!"
"Spalding! How many times have I spoken to you about your language?!"
"Double turds!"
"Spalding!"

"Put me down for a five."

"He hit my wife with his goddamned club!"
"It slipped!"

"I gotta step in this dude's belt, and walk around for a coupla days..."

"Are you gonna eat your fat?"
"Spalding!"

"I think I have enough butter now."

"If you own anything but land, you own a popcorn fart!"

"I'll show him dog food!"

(Chase bending over)"Don't be obsessed with your desires, Danny."

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Hey everybody we're gonna get laid!


is man one of gods mistakes or god one of mans mistakes

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I think we're all forgetting...

Nananananananananananaaaa....

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And of course we can't forget the quintessential "miss it" call.......

"Noonan........Nnnnnnnoonan.....Nnnnnnnnnnoonan......." I use that all the time, playing pool, hoping to put a jinx on the other team's field goal kicker.....it should be in Webster's.

"What if your dope was on fire?"
"Impossible sir, it's in Johnson's underwear."

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lol, just reading through all those quotes is hilarious.
My favourite line has to be:

"You want the driver?"
"No kid, he's not my type, hey, it's a joke, I'm just kidding, sure give me the driver."

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hey when i was your age i used to carry 50 pounds of ice over my head going up 4 no 5 fliets of stairs

so what

so what so lets dance


Today badgers will storm the gates and I will rule the world

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I may have passed it already but I don't think anyone has mentioned...

"IT'S IN THE HOLE!"

Brad: Hey Les, you got a miute?
Lester: For you Brad, I've got five.
(American Beauty)

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How about "Hey Whitey, where's your hat?"

It's the end of the post as we know it, and I feel fine.

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this is the ugliest hat i've ever seen.. i suppose you get a free bowl of soup when you buy it.. looks good on you though

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"FORE! I shoulda yelled two!"

"I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!"

"Gunga galunga"

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My buds and I quote this movie all day everytime we go golfing. The lines we use most are:

"Right in the Lumber yard." (for when we hit into water)

"Ahhhh S@%!"
"No No thats good. Right on the beach." (for when it goes into the sand)

"Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir and I never slice."

And other various quotes.

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"Get that wheel back on the other side where it belongs!"

"Do not mind that bush... It is just a harmless bush..."

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"Hey you wanna make $14 dollars the hard way?" -Al Czerik (Rodney Dangerfield)

You! Yes You! Just... Deal With it!!

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its not that funny but once i saw it i had it stuck in my head for bout a week:
i was born to love u, i was born to lick ur face, iwas born the rub u, but u were born to rub me first

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Everytime I have a bad round going, I'll look at my playing partners and say:
"I'm a veg, Danny."

"Now go away or I should taunt you a second time."

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"What time you due back in Boys Town?"
"Now I know why tigers eat their young."
"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."
"The crowd is on its feet here at Augusta."

Take THIS, George Lucas!

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