How appropriate...

Are things troubling you? Don't fret, take a Soma! When the reality of your totalitarian dictatorship begins to make you yearn for your personal freedom,, just grab a trank, bone a babe, and re-evaluate your psyche!

Go back to sleep, America. Britney and Paris are WAAAYYY more important than the future of your children.

All you stupid conspiracy cranks should find a nice checkers board in Central Park. CNN, The NY Times, Hannity and El Rushbo will tell you everything you need to know. The Government has absolutely NO plans to watch your every move or ultimately turn you into caste subjects for their own profit.

The Real ID is NOT a national ID card. It is NOT an international ID card. The Iraq war is NOT meant for long-term US middle-east dominance. We have NO plans to attack Iran, Building 7 was NOT a controlled demolition, and the US dollar is NOT losing value against almost every other currency on Earth.

Where's my remote?