Best Line


When Smith is checking into the hotel, the nerdy manager says to him "and you can have pets here, if you know what I mean", and winks at Smith.

Smith looks at him like a psycho and says slowly and sternly:
"I DON'T KEEP PETS."


Classic Smith!

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best line - hey cholla! you promised me I could have a mos- tache!

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I like the line when Jim Beakman's goon gives Philo an advance to show up for the fight with Wilson.

PHILO: Give it to Clyde.
GOON: Who's Clyde?
PHILO: My manager.

(Clyde comes up behind the GOON)

GOON: (Screaming): AH! JESUS CHRIST! YOU WANT ME TO GIVE $10,000 TO AN APE????

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Cholla: We have earned them tickets!
Cop: Son..you are a walkin violation..of the laws of nature..but we dont emforce them laws...HAHAHAHA.

Cholla: i will chew on philo beddoes ass for MY LAST SUPPER!

Biker: i wanna be a blonde!
Biker: I wanna be a red head!
Biker: Hey Cholla..why didnt you tell them to get me what I asked for?!

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Ma: "GIVE ME BACK MY OREOS YOU HAIRY ASS!!!!!"

HAHAHAHA BOOYAH!

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Zack:
"You could have made Paupers out of all of us!"

And..

"we are gonna be rich!"
"You are already rich Zack!"

Wilson:

"Then again, I've no desire to make Beekman Rich"
"Figure you would?"
"Figure."

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Cholla: "Lord, other men you make out of sand. Mine, you made out of *beep*

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When Ruth Gordon is looking for the money Clyde hid, she says, "No hairy ass jungle jumper is gonna out smart Zenobia Boggs" What a great name, Zenobia Boggs, it sounds like the name of a serial killer.

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This movie has some classic lines and scenes. Ruth Gordon when she sees that Clyde hid the ten grand under her own mattress said "...outsmarted by a banana head". Or when she catches the motel manager peaking in the window of one of the rooms said:...it isn't nice to watch people go humpity bumpity."

I also believe that in this movie Chola is speaking to the other Black Widows says "paint on some eyebrows, you look like a bunch of freaks." In another scene after Chola finishes getting the Widows pumped up to kill Philo, one of the Black Widows smells smoke and jumps up and says "Oh my God, my brownies are burning!"

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ROTFLMAOOO  I'd forgotten about Ma's lines in this movie, haven't seen it in ages. I'm going to have to dig the dvd out and watch it again. So many really funny lines, so much comedy from Clyde and Cholla. I'd have watched Cholla read out the contents of the telephone directory, he was hilarious.

My life...has taken me beyond the planets and the stars

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here here

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There are so many goodies!

Cholla, Black Widow Leader: Are We Bad Motha's?

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Lynn Halsey-Taylor: What are you gonna do with them?
(The Black Widows who are covered with tar
and frozen by it.)
Philo: We can't leave 'em here. Dogs'll come along and piss on 'em.
(Beat)
Ain't fair to the dogs.

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Cholla, Black Widow Leader: Why don't you shut up and start passing out them tickets there.

Sheriff: Ain't got the heart. You've got enough trouble.

Cholla, Black Widow Leader: : Wait a minute! You've got to give us them tickets!
You have to! I mean, did you see us? We're lawbreakers!
I mean we are totally dispicable!
We have earned them tickets!

Sheriff: Son, you are a walking violation of the laws of nature. We don't enforce those laws.


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Bwah ha! I can't believe the reviewers (at Amazon) who were freaking out about how "bad" this movie is!! I LOVE this flick! Somebody saying it's bad is just missing out!

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Beddoe: "Will they be driving Cadillacs too?"
Mobster: "Yes, long and black!"
Beddoe: "Clyde, scrap the Caddie."
Clyde: "Urgh!" (as in, will do)


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I always liked that line: "Scrap the caddie." Maybe it was the soft, cool way Clint delivered it.

Then there was what Cholla said either just before he informs his men that he had put all of their money on Philo, or just after.
I forget the line, because it's so long since i've seen the movie, but I know I like it!

"What time is Recess?"

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Philo, after Clyde craps in the police car, "Clyde, you've got damn little respect for the law."

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

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Chola : We going to kill you real slow...take about a week.
Philo : Well I wouldn't want to rush you.

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Ma when she's looking for the money Clyde stashed. 'No hairy ass jungle jumper is going to out smart Synovia Boggs. God damn banana head probably ate it'.

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I like when everyone is following the fight into the restaurant and they burst through the back door. Orville is holding Clyde's hand and yells at him, "Clyde put that spaghetti down!" Clyde has the spaghetti hanging out of his mouth. It's so funny to look at because he looks like how a little kid would look eating spaghetti and Orville is the parent yelling at the child.

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No hairy ass jungle jumper is going to out smart Synovia Boggs. That god damn banana head probably ate it.

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