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100 things we learned from 9 to 5

posted 9 years ago by cjware1974-535-342216
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1. You can accidentally poison your boss, the hospital he was at seen it was rat pison but does nothing about it.

2. No one miss the boss, invesgitae if they are missing for a very long period of time, not even corporate head quarters.

3. When the chairman of the board shows up and says no equal pay it is a good incentive, agree.

4. You can carry a dead body in the trunk of your car, act nervously without raising any kind of suspicion.

5. Hospitals are use to dead bodies being left around the bathroom.

6. The chairman of the board is so impressed by your work style and ethics. That he ships you God forsaken country halfway across the world.

7. It is easy to mix up rat poison and coffee creamer and sugar.

8. you can lie to your secretary about a convention going on and there really is no convention.

9. Dolly Patron was every straight heterosexual Young male teen fantasy.

10. The boss will continue to using a broken chair instead of having one brought to him or fixed immediately.

[–] witchery8 9 years ago

11. Mr. Hart is a stupid embezzler.

12. A cop will pull you over for a malfunctioning brake light/turn signal, and will offer to help you with it, rather than issue you a ticket.

13. Copying machines are tricky for first timers to use.

14. An ex-husband who has recently left his wife will have no problem believing she has gone all kinky in the time they were apart.

15. A fired employee can be re-hired when the boss isn't there.

I'm quite a lovely person - apart from my terrible taste in pie.

[–] v_anzaldua 9 years ago

16. Alcohol can be used "for medicinal purposes."

17. You can get fired for attempting to poison your boss.

18. An administrative assistant actually can be the "company spy" simply by sitting on the toilet while recording bathroom conversations on toilet paper.

19. Charlie's Bar is the place to complain about your boss being a rat, a liar, and a creep.

20. An ex-husband's name actually matches his personality.

21. It's very possible to steal the wrong corpse from the hospital.

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[–] dkgambler 9 years ago

26. An employee who is convinced she is smart enough, talented enough, etc. for a promotion is stupid enough to carry on a conversation about killing her boss in a company restroom after a cursory inspection of the toilet stalls tells her there's nothing to fear. It's simply too inconvenient to head outside and have the conversation there.

27. There are positively zero protocols in hospitals for handling dead bodies and it's common to find them abandoned in elevators.

[–] darkgable75 9 years ago

28. You can leave a big box of rat poison in the company break room and no one will notice.

29. Rat poison looks like "Skinny and Sweet" (minus the skull and crossbones) and they're apparently located in the same section at the grocery store.

[–] stevenackerman69 9 years ago

30. Brazil has tribes that will abduct foreigners.
31. Tinsworthy never takes no for an answer.
32. Hart loves watching Days of our Lives while tied up in the bedroom.
33. Make sure when you have the remote, it is the right one so you don't end up swinging from your bedroom.

[–] MissPerivale 9 years ago

34. A man can go from a rooster to hen with one gun shot. Ouch.
35. You can lasso a co-worker and the other workers will not notice it.

[–] vpilutis 9 years ago

36 A man with a rich wife would go to South America and not quit
37 A company VP (who should have great benes) would worry about a medical bill

[–] infinity8 9 years ago

38. Absolutely no one in a hospital, including doctors, nurses, and police officers, notices if a body goes missing. Also, dead bodies are just left out in the hallway so that anyone--visitors, patients, maintenance workers--can see them.

39. It is wise to carry a gun in your purse when you don't know anything about guns and can't so much as aim one properly.

40. Copy machines sometimes need to be exorcised.

41. Your scummy ex-husband can't stop you from doing M & Ms if you want to.

[–] MsIris 7 years ago

42. If you wreck your car, fix it with a tire iron and keep on going.

43. If you find a Mary Wanna cigarette in your purse, be sure to wave it around in a public place.

44. If all your coworkers treat you like crap and your husband merely asks for a smile, you will immediately feel better.

45. If someone needs the $h*t beat out of them, a couple wranglers will do it for hire.

46. Hats require separate lockers. Booze doesn't.

47. If you get upset at work, just get up and go to the nearest bar.