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Who Can Recall Skits or Episodes?


There was a string puppet figure who started out reading off of cue cards, a woman was holding the cards for him, then they 'cut' and he was suddenly foul-mouthed and very crude. This was regarded as Friday's version-takeoff of Mr. Bill on SNL.

Later, the puppet apparently uttered a very foul word in one skit and a few eps later, the cast, led by Blankfield, came out and apologized.

I do recall Blankfield as the drugged-out druggist and Michael Richards came in as some new wave looking David Bowie creature to get some medication.

Actually a funny bit as Blankfield looked at one customer's prescription, 'hey, these are fun!'

The three women played mother, daughter and grandmother and they each became physically violent with one another. Chartoff was the daughter.

This had an actual blooper from it, as one of the women's 'punch' made contact and I would see it later, probably on Dick Clark's Bloopers, and we see it in slow-mo and the woman's face moves from the fist.

I thought this skit was funny as then the husband-father-son in law enters and hides behind his briefcase and tells all the women to stay away from him, just leave him alone!

A very early skit was Chartoff as a baby girl, Richards as her father and she is putting a tooth under her pillow for the tooth fairy.

The skit then goes into 'is there a tooth fairy? is there an Easter bunny?' and suddenly went 'are you really my mommy and daddy?'

From there, it was all revealed to be nothing but a skit, and they were actors, and actually, dear little girl, you are really a grown woman who is parading around in little girls clothes.

Chartoff would even break the fourth wall, but still in the little girl character.

I do remember they did a recurring 3 stooges skit with Larry David as Larry, Bruce Mahler as Moe and the third guy, Roarke, as Curly.

Brandis Kemp must have been about the most untalented of the lot. She somehow got the role of Rona Barrett (wow! Does anyone remember her?) and the guy doing Tom Snyder (probably Mahler) was funnier.

I remember one with Larry David as a totally dorky figure and he knocks at a couple's door and asks to have sex with the wife.

The couple are flabbergasted, until their next-door neighbor, Chartoff enters, wearing her robe and says the guy is absolutely fantastic.

Maybe cheap laughs, but the joke has obviously stuck with me.

But I guess a big fave that I hated never went anywhere was The Hollywood Cube, where 54 contestants were put into a giant Rubik's cube and two panelists had to turn the cube to win the game.

The actual band, KISS, was on the show, so they were in one square-section.

The announcer ran thru some quick names, and I just recall how little they looked like the celebrities (same problem at SNL actually, even today).

Rose Marie (parodied) was there and I remember the intense concentration she displayed listening to the question again after making some corny remark.

The cube was spun and someone was thrown out, I think it was Phyllis Diller (parodied). That's who it was!

Lucille Ball was depicted as well, tho she didn't do anything.

Then we get two Fridays regulars, Mahler and Blankfield, I think, in a square that was now sideways, trying to hold on and answer the question.

I always liked this skit.

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More Fridays memories:

The "Ganja!" Rastafarian dude.

Michael Richards as War Boy.

Richards doing a very sarcastic review of the year's biggest albums, Double Fantasy was one of them.

Larry David and Bruce Mahler as orthodox rabbis giving lessons in Matzoi, the Jewish art of self defense.

Melanie Chartoff and another actress as prostitutes, although they prefer to be called "genital engineers."

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Don't forget the two rabbis doing the motorcycle stunt (with sidecar!) through the flaming bagel of death and wall of solid matzah

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The string puppet was Howdy Doody (a 50's kid's character). The joke was he was OK during filming and then became a foul-mouthed womanizer when the cameras weren't rolling. I didn't see it as a take-off of Mr. Bill who was clay and didn't move.

Blankfield's pharmacist would play so good in these times with everyone saying "Just take a pill!" for thier acid reflux or restless leg syndrome.

Anyone remember the new cuss word? Karkfum?

I remember Michael Richards in the tooth fairy sketch. But I thought the punchline was a male voice is heard off-stage and Richards ducks out the window before the girl's father comes in. Creepy.

The Three Stooges parody was hilarious. But the twist was they acted that way because they were hopped up on coke. 80's drug reference.

Not-before-mentioned skits I remember include "Diner Of The Living Dead" on the very first episode where zombies hang out at a diner and eat human remains. Even the waitress is a zombie and she sets down a platter with a human torso on it and announces to the about-to-dine patrons "ribs!"

How about the mexican DJ who played American music but announced it in spanish. "La musica, la musica."

While on the subject of radio, how about KPLO? Where the DJ's sang palestine liberation organization in a cute jingle.

Also there was "Dick" a Kramer precursor played by Michael Richards. He was like this wannabe swinging single guy. One skit he went to a gym and was decked out in gym shorts and black socks with dress shoes I believe. He went to do the bench press and when he leaned back to get into position, he smacked the back of his head on the bar. And he didn't fake it. Richard's head really hit that bar. It was like how Chevy Chase would really throw himself around as President Ford on SNL.

Lastly, Richards also had this lady character who would appear at the end of a segment right before the commercials. "She" would be in a car in traffic or on an escalator in a mall and look into the camera and play like she was running into someone she knew and make gossip. Then the skit always ended with someone offscreen indicating to her to get out of the way and she'd scream "Oh, Shut Up!!!" and then she'd walk/drive away.

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To elaborate on the Ganja chef, in one of these skits he was cooking a chicken - he gave the chicken this funny look, put his hands inside the chicken cavity and made it dance, it's legs bouncing up and down with Richards giving that goofy vacant smile - funniest thing I think I've ever seen on TV and I thought I would die because I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard!

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One I clearly remember was Valerie Harper as the divorced mom of a son (played by Bruce Mahler) who gives him a teddy bear for Christmas, and he can't figure out what it is or where the batteries are supposed to go (1980s handheld video game reference), so she shows him how to play with it and as the conversation goes on with her and the bear, the bear gets more and more personal with her. "Why, Mr. Bear? Why would you say something like that to me, after I've just been through a divorce?" "Maybe it's 'cause ya don't look so good, honey. You're pushin' forty and you're startin' to sag." "Mr. Bear, I don't think that's a very nice thing to say to me." "Oh, well, whatcha gonna do about it, honey? Hide in the laundry room like usual and suck down all that good Scotch ya got hidden in the bottle in the dryer?" It ends up with her pulling out the bear's eyes in a fit of rage and him saying, "Mr. Bear doesn't need eyes to see that your life is full of lies!" Then she pulls of his ears. "Mr. Bear doesn't need ears to see that your life is full of fears!" She finally pulls him to pieces, hands it to her son, and says, "Merry Christmas, honey. Mommy has to check something in the laundry room for a second."

Then there was "The Hollywood Cubes," a takeoff on the Hollywood Squares except that all the celebrities were sitting in a big Rubik's Cube and would fall out as the different sides of the cube rotated. Maryedith Burrell (I think, unless it was Brandis Kemp) played Phyllis Diller, who'd fallen out and broken her neck.

And of course "The Ronny Horror Picture Show," which is a classic.

I also loved Brandis Kemp as Punk Psychic, who always got her palm reading wrong. It was her and a big palm in front of her, that she was trying to read, and she'd go, "Yeah. I see it all here, man. You and your friend Jimmy Jay, you're going downtown to score some doobie, man. And it smells like the city just threw up. You get down there, but you ain't got enough money on ya." (By now the palm was starting to shake with fear). And Big Hightower, the dealer, he thinks you were out to screw him. Yeah. YEAH! So he gets one of his guys to kill Jimmy Jay! Yeah! YEAH! He whips out a machete and slices him right down the middle, like a cantaloupe. A CANTALOUPE! YEAH! YEAH!!! AND YOU'RE SCREAMIN' MAN!! SCREAMIN'!! YEAH!!! YEAH!!!! Tellin him', "Big Hightower, don't slice my friend like a cantaloupe!!!" Then he starts comin' at YOU like a cantaloupe!! Yeah! YEAH!! (By now the palm was shaking like it had Parkinson's. Then she takes another look). "Oh, I didn't see this here. It's not cantaloupe. It's antelope. Yeah. You're gonna take your kids to the zoo tomorrow and see the antelope. Yeah. Things look good." (Inhale on cigarette) "That's seventy-five bucks."

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Michael Richards playing football on the beach to get Chartoff's attention.



The world is expanding.

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I was in my early teens when this show aired, but I remember it always being hilarious, and fresher than SNL.

One skit I remember is the 'Star Wars' parody, where Maryedith Burrell played Princess Leia and Michael Richards played Darth Vader. In the end there was a gaff when Richards turns to leave and his mask flies off! Richards, being the consummate performer says, "I am unmasked, as a fool! Something...something...something...but for now, we've blown it!" and exits!

Also, I remember the singer of the Plasmatics coming on stage after the second song with a shotgun and shooting the lighting rig, causing it to fall on the stage! Talk about edgy.

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I loved all the skits mentioned, but one character I remember that hasn't been mentioned yet is lude man. Darrow Igus played him. He was a super hero and when he touched people they got all luded out.

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OMFG?! NO Freakin' Way?!
Man, I Totally remember "Lude Man"!!!
Darrow Igus came out in this superhero
outfit (I think it was red & blue? with a cape & matching boots)
and on the front of the outfit was
emblazoned in huge letters & numbers,
"Lemmon 714"
"Lude Man! When he touches you, your "Luded Out!!"
Classic & hilarious! :D

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There are two sketches no one has mentioned yet that I can only vaguely remember. Hoping someone else will remember more.
The first has people in a department store "trapped" on the escallator (not elevator). They panic until they are rescued.
The other had a couple welcoming another couple to see their new apartment. After anything funny is said, one of the guests comments on hearing a strange noise. It turns out to be the studio audience, which came with the apartment. The players then move the scene from the stage into the audience. One of the guests goads the crowd into turning on the hosts, but it doesn't really work.
I could be way off with this, of course. I'm trying to remember something I saw once 26 to 28 years ago. Any help?

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fsykes67: "There are two sketches no one has mentioned yet that I can only vaguely remember. Hoping someone else will remember more.
The first has people in a department store "trapped" on the escallator (not elevator). They panic until they are rescued."
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ESCALATOR!!!!!

It was spoofing the disaster movies. There actually was a tv movie called Elevator, by the way.

The escalator broke down and . . . . the passengers went into panic mode! Absolute hysteria.

I think Larry David was the guy who decided he was gettin' off the escalator and wasn't going to wait for any attempt at a rescue.

He grabbed an unopened packet of kitchen knives and held them on the other passengers.

There was the married couple, the man was a failure and the wife never let him forget it.

When David was making his break, he asked the wife to join him.

"sure," she said. "A REAL man would be a nice break for a change." It wasn't Brandis Kemp. It must have been the third woman.

Something along those lines, disregarding her objecting husband.

He is left alone, then enter Melanie Chartoff as Common Floozie.

She finds him to be a real man that she could appreciate.

Bruce Mahler is the fireman with the bullhorn, telling the passengers not to panic.

They lasso all the remaining passengers and slowly bring them down the escalator.

Biting your nails yet?

Screams, nerves on edge.

They make it down safely, . . . . . only to find Larry David and the bitter wife, dead at the foot of the escalator.

Don't look, just don't look.

I recall as the passengers departed at the end, Darrow Igus was a priest or something and he walked away with this very straight-back, survivor look on his face.

then the announcer said tune in next week for RUNAWAY CART!!!!!

Actually a very good parody, and as one who enjoyed the disaster movies, I kind of wanted this one to be real . . . . . somehow.

Thanks for reminding me of Escalator.

This one and the Hollywood Cube, with the Rubik's Cube, kind of make me wish this show was out on dvd now.

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In that case, SNL totally stole that idea -- they did an Escalator disaster movie parody in 2004 with Ben Affleck.

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FrankStanko: "In that case, SNL totally stole that idea -- they did an Escalator disaster movie parody in 2004 with Ben Affleck."
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OOPS!

Then SNL did indeed steal it, cuz Fridays did the disaster movie parody at the time of disaster movies and the satires, circa Big Bus and Airplane, depending on when the skit aired on Fridays.

Don't know why SNL would do a disaster parody in . . . . . 2004? (unless it was some totally odd political commentary on Dubya's re-election. Yea, SNL is deep like that).

Or maybe SNL considered it to be an equally peculiar homage to Fridays to see if anyone would recall the show and/or the skit.

Oddly enough, I didnt recall the skit until the other poster mentioned it, but once I was reminded, I do recall it amused me very much.

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One episode I will always remember is the one hosted by Jamie Lee Curtis. The sketches I can remember from this one:

- A fake movie trailer for a slasher movie starring Jamie Lee called "Halitosis", where a creepy guy with bad breath keeps trying to breathe on her. At one point she shrieks "Stop! I've got a tooth brush, and I know how to use it!!"

- another sketch that started out as a recreation of Jamie Lee's slasher movies, where psychos start jumping out at her from all around a living room set. Suddenly Jamie Lee breaks character and starts saying "Enough, I can't do this horror movie stuff anymore!" The cast members ask her why, and she complains that nobody knows who she is. Their solution is that they drag her outside the studio and start knocking on doors in the local neighborhood asking the residents "Do you know who she is?" It ended with an old man answering the door and saying "Oh yes, I know who SHE is!!" He drags Jamie Lee inside and slams the door and everybody else acts confused. Then she starts screaming from inside.

- a sketch where one of the guys interviews Jamie Lee at her home. I forget who it was, she just kept calling him "Fridays". She shows them strange things like her decoy duck collection. You never see the guy, just hear his voice behind the camera. At the end, Jamie Lee goes to bed and winds her alarm clock, and she says "Good night, Fridays!" When he won't shut up or leave, she starts yelling at him and throwing things.

- Melanie Chartoff's news update segment mentioned the upcoming Space Shuttle launch and warned that the shuttle had decided that instead of landing at Cape Canaveral, it would touch down on Smithfield Street in Pittsburgh. She suggested that residents of Smithfield Street should not park their cars on the street that night.

- I think Garland Jeffries was the musical guest, and one of the songs he sang was "96 Tears".

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There's an episode of the Ren & Stimpy cartoon (juvenile humor but I like it) called "Space Madness" where Ren has a toothbrush threatening to use it. Your mention of the Jaimie Lee Cirtis skit made me wonder if that's where the Ren and Stimpy scene comes from.

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A few I remember:
Larry David as "The Monster of Comedy" with a dramatic, movie style, voiceover and Larry shackled to a crossed beam device a la King Kong.
Devo was the musical guest one night. A couple of the cast go into their dressing room and find them all leaning rigidly up against the wall. I think Melanie was trying to get them interested in a song she had written.
Melanie, as the News anchor, answering a fan letter that asked for a pair of her panties. She assured him they were in the mail.
Boz Scaggs being on as the musical guest and screwing up the lyrics to his own song.

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It's all like some bad movie.

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I remember this show used to make fun of John Lennon. They took it too far. Then he was killed and bye-bye John Lennon skits.

Looking back at it, I get the feeling this cast and writers were stoned even more than the original SNL cast. Lots of drug humor.

I did remember liking the 3 Stooges skit. One time the guy who played curly's pants fell down. It was funny watching the reaction of the Larry, Curly and Moe actors.

John ROurke used to do a very good Ronald Reagan.

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Stu Pitt: "One time the guy who played curly's pants fell down. It was funny watching the reaction of the Larry, Curly and Moe actors."
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I've seen that before. I thought that happened to Joe Piscopo on SNL. I may be mistaken and probably saw it on an ABC ripoff of Bloopers back then.

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