Bones
Alright, what was Bones up to immediately before he got "drafted"? The dude steps out of the transporter for the first time in years with an epic beard, a giant gold chain, a giant gold belt, and an all white disco pimp suit. Damnit movie you can't just tease us with this...
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6200000/Leonard-Bones-McCoy-ST-The-Motion-Picture-star-trek-the-original-series-6249918-327-374.jpg
...not follow up on it in any way, shape, or form and then expect everything to be fine. There had to be a story here.
I'm I the only one who would've taken that movie over some of the weaker entries? I can see it now,
"Bones" McCoy: Intergalactic Space Pimp