"I'm short-sleeved checkered shirt, black sneakers!"
El Paso, Texas...ever heard of it?
"Oh, look an Indian. (Indian shoots Buzzy the stuffed bear in the stomach)Oh...oh my God he killed Buzzy! You killed Buzzy AHHHHH!!!!!"
Scum "So, you've wanted to be a Satan's Helper. Ever since college?"
Stewart Selsom "Even before college Scummy."
Scum "Beat him to death."
"So, am I worthy to serve under Captain Jack Sparrow?"- James Norrington POTC-Dead Man's Chest
Your working for me NOW!!!
Oh no...Montclair.
...in a cheesy meek French accent..."Why don't we put our troubles under the meeekroscope to make them smaller?
-Babette the Chambermaid
"Mmmmm mmmm Honey, you can steal all the dresses in the world. Ain't no man going to marry you" -Sam
"I sure hope not."- Marvin
"So, am I worthy to serve under Captain Jack Sparrow?"- James Norrington POTC-Dead Man's Chest
'Don't play games Mr. Parker'
'Ooooh Montclaire'
'He took my drum'
'Oh I think I broke a nail'
Professional Jayne Mansfield fanatic/lover™ since 1980.
"Zey have killed Montclair!"
"It's a mouse. Zis is the meecroscope, split-pea brain"
"Assistance?!?"
How about when they're stealing the toilet and the bathroom attendant asks, "What about the water?" Roddy McDowell answers, "Well, call a plumber, WE are specialists!"
El Paso, Texas...ever heard of it?
LOL That line was great! I die laughing ever time I watch that scene!
"You stole an ostrich?"
"If you wait a few minutes you can have your ostriches back." "They used to hang horse thieves you know."
"Why did you do that?" Selsom "Because you got Buzzy killed!" - Georgie
"Maybe it was another toilet Babette." "No, I would know him anywhere."
"I can't see. I have no holes!"
"So, am I worthy to serve under Captain Jack Sparrow?"- James Norrington POTC-Dead Man's Chest
jackson: that's salsome!
jenkins: mildred!
henri:(brimming with anger) georgie.
babette: & montclaire.
mildred: i am going to contest this will.
bernstein: just the point mrs. carruthers, this will is a contest.
henri: THAT IS NOT A MEEKRASCOPE!
babette: NO, IT IS A MOUSE, THIS IS A MEEKRASCOPE, VON PEABRAIN!
henri: what did she call me?
jenkins: she is behaving like a scivvy.
henri: she calls me aname like that again, i will kill her, i will-
jackson:HENRY! WE STILL GOT FIVE MINUTES LEFT!
great stuff
I LOVE L.D.!
" I Pearl Harbored the mothers"
"Up against the car!"
"Which half?"
"Is someone else late now?"
"You can't even grow busoms yet"
"Those are beehives"
"You know I can't over exert myself, I might have an attack"
my favorite always will be, in a Spanish accent,"Chew stole an ostrich?"
Babette: "(intently)Go on Jenkins...(turning to do her make-up) you can do it..."
"It's a killer souflee!"
"The good news is...this CAN NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN..."
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds
Babbette: "A meekroscope? What does it do?"
Henri: "It can see things...very small..like your brain."
Arvilla: "It was a mugging victim."
Lisa: "Jeff, you saved Arvilla?"
Arvilla: "The kid was getting pushed around. So, I took out my orthopedic brass knuckles and I Pearl Harbored the mothers! But there were too many of them, so I had to resort to Oriental self-defense."
Lisa: "You used karate?"
Arvilla: "Nooooo!" (Takes out knife) "ACUPUNCTURE!"
Just about anything Babbette says is my favorite. Like this one:
"where is the best place to hunt scavengers???"
Love it. I saw Stephanie Faracy at a Starbucks once a year or two ago and I have regretted not talking to her ever since.
"You killed buzzy!" Was that the bears name? I haven't seen this movie for years but that has always been one of my favorite lines. Hilarious!
"Madness in great ones must not unwatched go."
When the servants are in the can trying to steal the toilet and Henri is sitting on it.
I can't lift it up.
Well how can we with Henri sitting on it?
Henri, would you move your ass?
I love that.
in the...three or four years since i discovered this movie, i've watched it an unhealthy number of times, & have a number of favorite lines where i just love the delivery, like when jeff, kenny & lisa discover selsome, mildred & georgie stealing their stuff & they start chasing them, jeff yells:
"STOP YOU FREAKS OR I'LL KILL YA, STOOOOOOP!"
Then, later in the chase, georgie is kicking selsome & saying to him:
"faster, faster, if they catch us, they'll kill us!"
& when marvin is scaring people out the museum dressed up as a mummy & he meets up with sam who's in the suit of armor:
"IS THAT YOU, MARVIN?"
"yeah, sam, how am i doing?"
"great, i'm heading to the car."
maybe it's just their voices that make that exchange funny to me, either way, i like it.
I LOVE ELLIE NASH & "L.D." DELACOURTE!
"There IS peanut butter!"
"She is behaving like a scivy! It is tantamount to mutiny!"
"Well, call a plumber! WE are specialists!"
"Cut out the dancing and get started!!"