flatfoot on the nile


I think this might be my favorite Flatfoot movie, i like the location and stuff, and this has got to have the hippest cover too, (other than shown here. my vhs cover shows flatfoot pulling crocs out of the nile.) i always thought there were 3 Flatfoot movies, and that i had seen all, but since, i've noticed, there are atlest 4.
listen to this, one of my Flatfoot movies (in Hong Kong) has got the end missing! and its a bought VHS tape, the real thing. the tape isnt holding the entire movie! wasn't long enough.


in this old hotel, without elivators and decent service,
we've had an experience, that would make any hotel manager pretty nervous,
though this place looks more like a barn,
and if it was rated, it would probably have gotten a minus 1 star,
i look each way, left, right, looking down, looking up,
i don't see any other visitors in this dump, so why in the world do i have to be out by 12 o'clock,
buddy, i didn't mean to put a few holes in that wall,
nor make the neighbors across the street pick up that phone to make a few calls,
buddy, i don't know how i got here and why,
and why the cops are rolling the streets outside,
but one things for sure, don't think we're ever welcome back here again,
will you destract the turkeys in the hall, so i can sneak out another way,
look, sir, i'm sorry for the screaming and the shouting,
but why don't you go bust those kids out on the city destroying phone boths and fighting,
why don't you leave us tourists on vacation alone,
in the big picture, i haven't done anything wrong,
all i did, was trip over some furnitors over on down to the floor,
i admit, i did some wrestling moves, i got some bruises, but i gave the other cat more,
buddy, i guess we've had too many beers, while watching that bud spencer movie on the screen,
and i know the kitchen isn't supose to let out that much smoke and steam,
take the towels and soaps, and drive fast away,
and i don't know how many has been in that hotel room since, or if its even there today,
but if you catch a funny smell,
i can tell you what it was yesterday,
step on it, man! i don't know if thats police sierens following us along,
becouse the car stereo was blasting blues brothers music so heavily all the way home.

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