Who'd win in a fight...?
This kid, or the kid in The Shining? These are pertinent questions.
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The kid in the Shining. He'd know ahead of time what the Kramer vs. Kramer kid was going to do.
Yeah, but Billy could befriend him by inviting him over from French toast.
shareThe Shining Kid is now on Theonion.com doing movie reviews. He's a riot!
shareDanny Torrence ran for his life from his crazy father in the middle of a blizzard.
Billy Kramer couldn't even remember his lines at the Halloween pageant.
Danny Torrence has supernatural powers.
Billy Kramer has no sense of balance.
On the other hand...
When faced with a naked stranger, Danny Torrence loses his crap. Billy Kramer chats her up about fried chicken.
Danny Torrence ran for his life from his crazy father in the middle of a blizzard.
Billy Kramer couldn't even remember his lines at the Halloween pageant.
Danny Torrence has supernatural powers.
Billy Kramer has no sense of balance.
On the other hand...
When faced with a naked stranger, Danny Torrence loses his crap. Billy Kramer chats her up about fried chicken.