Favorite Line?


For me, it's "I was born a poor black child."

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He hates these cans!

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There's cans in there too!

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Navin: You know, while you were playing that just now, I had the craziest fantasy that I could rise up and float right down the end of this coronet, right through here, through these valves, right along this tube, and right up against your lips and give you a kiss.
Marie: Why didn’t you?
Navin: I didn’t want to get spit on me.

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the new phone book is here!

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Asian man: "Don't call that dog lifesaver, call him.... shit head!"

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