Gah! My Eyes!!!!


The last thing I ever wanted to see in pristine HD was Kirk Douglas' sagging man boobs and butt cheeks. Ugh. Don't know why no one ever told him and Charlton Heston to keep their clothes on. That on top of the weird thing Kirk does with his eye whites bulging out every few seconds made this nearly unwatchable. Definitely worth a laugh, though!

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Kirk thought he looked amazing, which also proves his lover in the movie is at least 35 years younger than him, he still thought he is this amazing man women loved and wanted to show off his (in his mind) sexy body. Also this movie felt like an excuse for kirk to get some fresh bewbs and sexy scenes.

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Sheesh, whatchyall taking about? He looked to be in far better shape than most men your age these days let alone his.

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A few years after this movie came out, the same guy who wrote the screen play wrote a novel about the behind the scenes of Hollywood, and there was a scene involving a some producers meeting with an old washed up actor, who strips butt naked in the middle of the meeting and asks "Is this the body of an old man?!" Hmm, wonder where he got the inspiration for that.

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To be fair for 64 years old he looked pretty damn good. Maybe not take your clothes off for a film good but regardless it was a brave thing to do.

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ok i remember this same exact post on the original Imdb message boards and i will reply in the same exact manner as i did back then lol.
Kirk Douglas still thought he was extremely handsome and sexy back then, he even had fulll nude scene in this one i think

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He was 64?? He looked amazing. Only time he showed his age a little bit was during the end of the last chase.

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For his age, he looked pretty good but maybe they could have gotten a younger actor for that role. His acting at this time in his career became distracting and over the top.

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....and his son Michael was getting ready to take over and eventually show HIS butt...in Basic Instinct 12 years later...

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