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Things I Learned From THE BLACK HOLE...


- The largest Black Hole VINCENT has ever encountered has a mouth less than a mile wide (as seen when the probe ship enters).

- Meteors can be perfectly spherical.

- The concept of robots being programmed with emotions is ridiculous to space crew members with PhD's, even though they've spent many months in a confined ship with one capable of arrogance, empathy, uncertainty, fear, and sadness.

- In the future, robots can be programmed with telepathy.

- Space technology will stagnate to the point that 20-year old robots and spaceship spare parts will be equally competent and compatible with their contemporary equivalents.

- A massive spaceship disappearing in deep space 20 years prior will feel like such ancient history that it will require exposition from people who encounter it to remind them of what it is.

- Adding the word "please" to the beginning of a statement makes it a question.

- Even without wills of their own, programmed cyborgs can escape their duties periodically to perform funerals.

- Calling cyborgs "Fools" does not spur them to get up and assist you.

- Intelligent robots require more specific direction on how to lift a giant screen up off the ground than "help me".

- Women respond negatively to requests to protect you from a robot who has recently killed their friend.

- On massive spaceships, only the arboretum room is pressurized enough to cause decompression and temperature loss if opened to the vacuum of space.

- Robots are more sensitive to cold than humans.

- Giant spaceships in the future with sophisticated security systems with several cameras will not have any installed inside the hospital, allowing undetected shootouts to occur within such rooms regularly.

- Turning a human into a cyborg is much easier than fixing any limp or bad limb.

- Security robots in the future will not be designed with enough strength in them to successfully overpower Robert Forster.

- 3 humans, a beat up trash can, and a portable philosopher have a better chance of defeating an army of robots built for defense (and with 20+ years training) than an entire crew of 100+ humans in a planned and open revolt.

- The divine punishment for a lifetime of lobotomizing a spacecrew and turning them into cyborgs is to spend eternity in hell standing on top of a burning mountain in a robot costume.

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LOL, great stuff!

This IS useful to know though: "Adding the word "please" to the beginning of a statement makes it a question." :D

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You forgot

- In space, no one can hear you nitpick.

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Good one!

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- Space suits are a thing of the past; in the future, humans can withstand the extremes of being exposed to vacuum/space.

- Meteors are red, black holes are blue; did they make it out alive? I have no clue.

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I love your rhyme at the end of your post.

Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy!

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-The word "impossible" is found only in a dictionary of fools.

-A nickel's worth of free advice can't buy you out of a tough situation.

-The best offense is a good defense.

-A pint cannot hold a quart, but if it holds a pint then it's doing the best it can.

-Winning a target practice game versus a cheating sentry robot will cause said robot's midsection to burst into flames.

-There are still newspapers and writers' strikes in the 22nd century.

-If Columbus had been recalled just before he discovered the new world, you wouldn't even exist.

-It might be a better idea to have the trams built closer to the interior of your ship.


-Rod

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I learned that I thought it was boring as a kid now love it as an adult. I also learned that it wasn't made for everyone as so many dislike it. All I can say is their loss.

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There are STILL mad scientists in the 22nd century.

Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy!

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- In the future, robots will be programmed to talk with an old cowboy twang.

- Also in the future, guardrails will be a thing of the past.

- The crew of the Palomino are searching for "habitable life" in outer space.

- Pizer is looking for action and likes to pose like a wild west gunman when he is bored.

- Reinhardt has waited a long time for someone like Durant!

- Reinhardt wants Durant to have all of his notes even though Durant is staying on-board with him.

- There could be an Einstein-Rosen Bridge to consider when traveling into a black hole.

- Humanoids require special silver suits to pilot the space probe.

- Sentry Robots need practice at shooting and play video games during time off.

- Sentry Robots are awarded medals for their skill.

- Reinhardt thinks it is still alright to enter the black hole after taking a severe and damaging pounding from a meteor storm.

- Asteroids randomly turn into flaming red hot meteorites in outer space even though they are not entering an atmosphere.

- Air car travel tubes are extremely flexible.

- In space, everyone can hear you yell for help! Heeellllpppp!!!

- Maximilian hates helping people, even Reinhardt!

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