A benchmark of bad


A friend and I saw this in the theater and for years afterward it was our benchmark bad movie. If we saw something else bad we'd have to ask each other, "was it as bad as 'Avalanche Express?'" Usually the answer was "no" and, believe me, we saw a lot of bad movies back then because we tried to see just about everything. The best part of this movie is the laughable special effects sequence with the model train. I think the one I had running on the floor in my bedroom was more realistic. See it if you must, but you have only yourself to blame.

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Yes this is an awful movie that I, too, endured in its theatrical release. The thing I hated most was the person who dubbed Robert Shaw's voice. He didn't sound anything like him and it was as if they didn't try. Shaw's own voice is only heard two or three times and the rest is this bad impersonator.

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This was Shaw's last movie I believe. And wasn't it Rich Little who did the dubbing for Shaw's voice here? Little also dubbed for the voice of James Cagney in his final film TERRIBLE JOE MORAN. I think it is Little here too.

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It DOES say in the trivia section it is Rich Little but he is so awful I almost can't believe it. Also, Little dubbed David Niven's voice for TRAIL OF THE PINK PANTHER and CURSE OF THE PINK PANTHER.

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you meant to say he dubbed Peter Sellers in TRIAL OF THE PP, not Niven.

"faith is for nuns and amateurs" ham tyler

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Nope. Niven was too weak to speak his lines clearly so they shot the scenes hoping he would recover enough to loop them in later but he couldn't. Rich Little dubbed in Niven's lines.

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It's not Rich Little (except for three words at the end - "Harry, come on"), it's regular voice-over actor Robert Rietty, the very recognisable voice of a hundred Bond villains. Rietty, David de Keyser and Michael Collins pretty much had the dubbing market sewn up on pictures in the 60s and 70s. Rietty dubbed so many European actors that when he actually appeared in films like The Omen, people assumed he was just another foreign actor who'd been dubbed as well. Shaw does actually speak six words in his own voice in the film - "Too hot in that train" and "Harry."


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Robert Rietty dubbed Shaw for Avalanche Express, not Rich Little. For someone who did so much work in the industry, it's appalling that he's almost unknown. Rietty can be heard doing several voice parts in Patrick McGoohan's "The Prisoner". For example, he voices the 'generic Number 2' in the opening titles of four or five episodes - usually, the person playing 2 would do the lines, but for a handful it's Rietty. He also did numerous vocal parts in the show proper - for instance, a relentless "brainwashing voice" in the slightly overrated episode 'The Chimes Of Big Ben' - and many of the 'Village Voice' loudspeaker announcements are done by Mr R. He was interviewed for the superb Prisoner documentary 'Don't Knock Yourself Out' a few years ago, and I believe he may have died since then. Rietty's voice can be heard on hundreds of British and American movies and TV shows.

Shaw being dubbed in Avalanche Express was a result of Shaw not being round to loop bis dialogue when this stunningly terrible film was finished...owing to him, well, being dead. The guy brought in to finish the picture when the *director* died six weeks after Shaw passed away(!) decided to have Shaw's character and the Russians at the start speak IN subtitled Russian rather than the original as-shot plan, which was for the characters to speak in accented English. Talk about creating a rod for your back...because that part was dubbed (by Rietty), every scene where Shaw speaks for the reat of the flick had to be dubbed as well. A stupid, pointless idea which just caused post production hassles on what was already a massively poor film and an insult to Colin Forbes' novel. And even THAT was nothing great.

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One of my personal favourites from among the smorgasboard of bad this movie provides are the agents' monk robes disguises in the first act. Talk about being inconspicuous...NOT! All those monks jumping in and out of a blacked out van.Hilarious!

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The US agents try to shake off pursuit by switching to another van . . . which looks just like the first one.

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Make me a star!
Leave my coffin slightly ajar!"
- Lesley Gore

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Yes it is exactly that sort of movie.

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