Batman would kick Alien's ass - Alien (1979) Discussion

There r very few things batman couldn't overcome...

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[–] TheSmashingTesticles 8 years ago

Pffft! Please.

Batman would take on anything WITH prep time. When you make Batman fight someone, just let Batman know his enemies' weaknesses and he'll figure out a way to manipulate the weaknesses against his enemies. Batman can beat Bane, Joker, Harley Quinn, Catwoman, Flash, Aqua Man, Wonder Woman, Poison Ivy, Superman, and Doomsday. WITH prep time.

Look at Aliens, they're stupid as fvck. They can't kill Sigourney Weaver. That dyke with the red headband killed like 21 Aliens in Aliens. They're pussys. They couldn't kill that one guy in the wheelchair in Alien Resurrection.

Think about it, Superman can kill Godzilla, and Batman can kill Superman, meaning Batman is invincible. WITH prep time.

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[–] ElvenKing4 8 years ago

You're a bit wrong, if superman wanted to kill batman he could do it instantly and batman would be helpless

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[–] tenantennae 8 years ago

While shouting "WHERRRE'S THE TRIGGERRR? WHERRRE IS IT?"

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[–] TheSmashingTesticles 8 years ago

What are you trying to say?

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[–] Picnic10 8 years ago

Stop this nonsense. Batman would not kick Alien's ass in the slightest. He's a normal human who's worked out a bit. His heavy suit would make it difficult to get away from the alien. The alien would trip him up, dissolve his face with acid and the rest unless it just hoisted Batman through a ceiling panel.

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[–] TheSmashingTesticles 8 years ago

Nope. Batman can kill anyone and anything. Batman can even beat Superman in a fight. Superman's a pussy, he got his ass kicked by Wonder Woman and Doomsday. Superman doesn't know how to fight. He just flies and shoots things with his laser vision cuz he's a pussy. Batman can take on anything. Batman can even beat Mike Tyson, Stone Cold, and Bruce Lee at the same time.

Look at Aliens, they're bunch of skinny slimy black pussys who got their asses kicked by a single chick. That dyke with the red headband killed over twenty Aliens in the movie Aliens. She even shoved her foot at an Alien's face and killed it with a pistol. Aliens are bunch of little bitches.

Batman can kill Aliens anytime, any day, anywhere WITH prep time of course.

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[–] Picnic10 8 years ago

But your topic title was not talking about 'aliens', those worker/drones who defend the queen in Cameron's film.

It was talking about 'Alien's ass'. Alien - that cunning, psychopathic, individualistic creature in both Scott and Fincher's movie.

There is no precedent for you to think Batman can easily defeat them 'with prep time' any more than any other person could.ie with loads of guns.

Of course, if a film was ever made, Batman v Alien , Batman would be made to win, at least for that day, but that says more about filmmakers need for Batman to be the winning 'crusader' than it does about the ease of his real chance based on what we know about those characters innate strengths, particularly since Batman probably wouldn't be carrying a gun anyway out of his character's 'doh't purposefully kill' policy which let's hope he doesn't maintain with the alien if it's threatening people's lives.

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[–] TheSmashingTesticles 8 years ago

Superman can kill Godzilla but Batman can kill Superman and if Batman can kill Superman then Batman would make short work out of an Alien. 😂

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[–] StarWarsMoviesSuck 8 years ago

Superman can't kill godzilla because it would suck his energy out of him. How do I know this? Because I say so

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[–] wgrant-09122 8 years ago

You also say Star Wars movies suck which is only true of the majority not the whole

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[–] adamreigns 8 years ago

I agree. And I like your emphasis on prep time.

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[–] TheSmashingTesticles 8 years ago

Thank you. I love Batman. He's the bestest superhero ever. Batman is so strong, he can beat Superman, Iron Man, Incredible Hulk, Spiderman, Wolverine, and even Doomsday. I bet Batman can beat Godzilla. Batman is so strong he can cause an earthquake by punching on the ground with his fist. Batman is so smart and advanced he can make a weapon that's way stronger than a hydrogen bomb.

Trust me, Alien would not stand a chance against Batman. Batman would knock Alien out with his pinkie finger. Aliens got their asses kicked by Sigourney Weaver and Ron Perlman. They're pussys.

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[–] wgrant-09122 8 years ago

Which one, the new one, the dark knight, the one covered in tim burtons dandruff or the one with shark repellent?

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[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

Nobody can beat the Batman with the shark repellent.

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

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[–] Picnic10 8 years ago

This thread is crazy.

Here's the scenario- you can either be the Alien in Ridley Scott's film or you can be Batman and you face off against the other.

Which one of those makes you feel like you hold life and death most in your hands against your opponent?

I am NOT going to choose to be a man in a rubber suit who works out a bit.

Of course in a film Batman would be made to win - or to draw- against the Alien because the good guy can't be made to lose but that is not what would realistically happen if these characters actually existed.

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[–] flyerzzrul 7 years ago

Alien would say Martha, Batman would cry, Alien attacks. End of Batman

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[–] Snake_MacReady82 7 years ago

Batman would totally make short work out of the Alien.

*beep* would. Batman *beep*ing did. Twice.

Thit and thpin!

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[–] PaladinNJ (20310) 2 years ago

You realize that's not fanart. That's an actual ad from Batman/Aliens from 1997.

Batman did kick Alien's butt.

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