Ash has gotten into IMBD
It seems that evil android Ash has made it to IMBD, And trying to shut down the boards bc he doesn't like us talking about him and how evil robots are. Fight the white blooded monster! Sign this online petition to save the messsge boards!!
https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/petition-to-keep-the-imdb-messageboards-going#
PS- Jonesy was secretly working with the alien. He made a deal so the alien would spare his 9 lives. Morris the Cat heard about it and whopped his ass in a cat fight.