Amazing!

So the pilot executes barrel rolls to avoid missiles and a jet fighter and even opens the window and fires a flare gun then makes an emergency landing on the runway.

The passengers board the same plane the next day and it starts to fall apart in mid air and they crash land in the mountains. The terrorized passengers are trying to get out and George Kennedy yells something like: "Wait! If you all want to get off safely then sit down! Sit DOWN!!" and they all calmly sit down.

I see this is not listed as a comedy. :)