Quote the film, man!

The first 20 or so minutes is some of the best stoner comedy material ever. How about:



"Hey you wanna get high, man?"

"Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls, man?"



"I even smoked that tied stick."

"Tied stick?"

Yeah you know, that stuff that's tied to a stick."



"I could probably smoke this whole joint, man, and still walk away."



"What's your name?"

"....Isn't it on there on the license man?"