“My Lance Reaches Deep?”


Oh, God. This film certainly has the worst dialogue of any of the Ilsa films….

It does seem pretty apparent the Ilsa franchise was running thin of ideas, and that’s kinda sad.
I concur with most of the reviewers here… The first half of this flick was decent, 2nd half, not so much.
Even the ending was uneventful.

I’m glad I have the film, but I don’t know if I’ll ever watch it again.

It seems we know where they originated the character of Crouse on the sit-com “Benson” Same hairstyle, same accent! I’m not insinuating anything… Just a stupid observation.

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It's barely a step away from your average porn production, in part at any rate. I'm not sure why anyone is surprised by the less than stellar dialogue.

That said, I will say also that cheesiness and uneventful ending aside, I still liked this film, and would watch it again if only for the reason that it's been about 30 years since I first saw it.

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