Time for a remake?



Who would you cast in a remake based more on the novel than the original movie?

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Hasn't this been done under the guise of FLYING VIRUS(2003) with Rutger Hauer . . . clock the CGI bees in this! Even sillier than THE SWARM.

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There's alisting for The Swarm (2008) - you need IMDbPro to see it.

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Not in a million years. It's sickening how much remakes are being done this day and age. The "new" generation are so dumb, they have no idea what originality is these days. We "older" people who want to keep the good films coming are overwrought by those damn kids!

~In my ear it blew it's name, it sounded strange, but I heard it plain, Mistral, Mistral Wind. ~

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You're right!!I'm sooooo tired of all those remakes today....!

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Excuse me but I take offense to that. I'm only fifteen years old and yet I prefer older movies and despise all these senseless remakes. There are a few good ones but most of them are really bad. Besides you "old people" don't really know what a good movie is because you "old people" are the ones who greenlight all these crappy movies nowadays anyway.

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I agree Vertigo66! I'm 17 and the original Poseidon Adventure is one of my favorite films! Besides most of the old films are much better than what is being turned out now. The Swarm is a good film but i agrre too long with some unnessisary characters.

Remake The Swarm?? - NO!!!!

9/10 remakes are crap and just aren't worth the money spend on them, for example:

-Psycho, WTF?? Same camera shots same lines but in colour WHY??
-Poseidon, Psycho was too the same...Poseidon was too different.
-Red Dragon (Re-make of manhunter)...silence of the lambs but with a man :S

Although some re-makes are worth while, my favs are...

1. Never Say Never Again (Re-make of Thunderball)
2. War of The Worlds
3. Piranhas
4. Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves

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Vertigo66 I appreciate your passion, but until you have been through film theory classes, art of film classes, film exploratory confrences, Psychological film analysis and the like, I can't include you in as knowing what you are talking about. I agree, you know what you like, and have a taste for originality, but these remakes are being made for YOUR generation, and we "Older People" do not like it. But it is something we'll have to hold out for a little longer...once Bush is out of office and we as a country can regain our strength and innocent feel for the media...

Your idea of remakes (Piranha, War of the Worlds) are not very great. You should keep working at it.

Go read a book, I promise, once of those old dusty ones that you find a used book store, those are great subsitutes for films. I read "Prometheus Crisis" by the guys who wrote "Glass Inferno" which of course became "Towering Inferno" and it was so much more nail biting than any movie of todays times. I think if you are sick of remakes you should just read. I do. It's worth it.

~In my ear it blew it's name, it sounded strange, but I heard it plain, Mistral, Mistral Wind. ~

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Uhmmmm.....yeah. I've been through film theory classes as well as film analysis and the like. I'm 20. Pretty much every remake that Hollywood has churned out recently has been beyond terrible. But you shouldn't criticize an entire group of people who have little to no effect on the industry that churns out this garbage. I choose to watch older films in my spare time and get out to the indie theater (45 minute drive ain't that bad!) when I can, but the truth is, most of the movies that come out at the theaters around my town are all the cliche trigger-happy action movies, dumbed-down comedies, bad horror remakes, and everything else you accuse us of liking. The truth is, these are the movies from the biggest companies, with the most money, and therefore, the highest theater counts. They are pumping this ocular excrement into as many faces as they can and force-feeding the public mass quantities of stupid.

The problem is that small town life offers very little excitement and with a society that is so focused on entertainment, the cinema is one of the easiest forms to have access to. People in my town on a Friday night either go to a movie, play mini-golf, or do mass quantities of high class drugs (or they do the drugs before engaging in one of the first two options). Then we all end up at a party, where we collectively work on forgetting our dull weekly Friday night ritual.

I can't believe you brought Bush into this argument. Stating that his departure from office (1/20/09 for those wishing to start planning their celebration party) would allow our country to regain "our strength and innocent feel for the media..." seems a little outlandish. Art tends to work against the established government, regardless of who is in power. That being said, I'd be hard-pressed to classify most of what hits theaters these days as "art" (although the term is objective).

The truth is, this derailment of cinema didn't happen overnight and it won't find its way BACK to the tracks in the same fashion. Until theater-goers stop seeing trash, the industry won't stop churning it out. But if that's all the Hollywood players churn out to the big theaters, then that's all a lot of America CAN see. It's a horrible reality that, until Hollywood finds something original that also brings in a plethora of cash, we'll still see the same schlock over and over again. Then, Hollywood will drain that original property and fire out hundreds of similar movies until they stop making money. Then they'll find something new and bankable again and do the same.

The true heart of filmmaking can be found in indie theaters these days, with only a couple movies really crossing into the mainstream. Movies like this year's Pan's Labyrinth and Little Miss Sunshine (which I found grossly overrated) managed to garner some attention (and with Little Miss Sunshine's success, I expect to see plenty of Hollywood attempts to capitalize on dysfunctional family road trip movies!) but nothing really brought about a huge change.

My thought is that it will either take a VERY long time for the industry to really change OR it will all be with ONE movie.

For reference, I'd list my top 3 movies (at this moment in time) as

1. Fritz Lang's "M" (which Neil Burger's new film plot seems to liberally take from)
2. Antonioni's "L'Avventura" (which features some of the most beautiful cinematography in a movie NOT MADE by Kurosawa)
3. Leone's "Once Upon A Time in the West"

Sorry that I got long-winded or defensive, but when people blame the trash that's being fed to theater patrons on the patrons themselves, they completely lose sight of the problem. Theater patrons can't stop the flow of *beep* they're just stuck to wade through it when there's little else to swim in. Doesn't it make more sense to blast the company who fills the river with *beep* than the people who swim in the *beep* filled river? You could tell them to stay out of the water, but, come on, who doesn't like swimming?

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If this were to be remade, it would probably be produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, directed by Michael Bay, and written by David Koepp.

Or worst case scenario, Dimension Pictures would be behind it all.

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You, my "friend", are an arrogant ass. I'm old. I saw "The Swarm" in the theater when I was 5 years old. I loved it then, and still love it now out of nostalgia. For you to suggest that a younger viewer must complete film classes to appreciate a movie is not just mind-numbingly egotistical, but highly prejudice. We "Older People" don't answer to you, and frankly this particular old fart likes many of the films Vertigo66 mentioned. The fact you haven't dropped dead yet does NOT garner you any special reason to think your opinion is worth a *beep* I'm as old as you, I promise you I'm just as educated. However, I'm not deluded. My opinion is just that, an opinion. If you could learn to think in the same frame, humanity would be that much better. Ass. :)

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You didnt like Red Dragon? WTF is wrong with you!?

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I think the best thing to do would just make one GIANT remake of all films of this genre..
You would have giant rabbits, giant ants, giant toads, swarms of bees and locusts, a blob, one giant gorilla, and of course sentient giant tomatoes.. all attack a small town who's residents would be vampires, werewolves and zombies.. the children of course would have creepy telepathic powers and worship a demon who lives in the corn.
The hero's of this story would have to be a busty blonde girl, a plucky brainy girl, a gothy tough chick, a comical short mexican man, a token black guy, a token old white guy, an asian scientist, a washed up ex-cop, a beefy military guy who's seen to much action and an obnoxious child.

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Actually old people know what good movies are. It's the dumbass prepubesent idiots who love CGI and remakes and think that "CGI is teh coolest! old movies suck!!!!!!11111" A good example would be the Dawn of the dead remake board. It's swarming with them.

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NO!

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