*They're raising a race of Becks.
*Regardless of race, black people are not allowed here at Bruce Jenner University.
*So...they're taking blood out of his right arm and putting it in his left arm?
*The REAL story of Taco Bell...
*I've grown accustomed to you...like breathing out and breathing in.
*Happy birthday, Jack Lord!
*So, this is the classic situation of man versus machine...
Machine! Machine! C'mon Machine!
*So, what if your clone is a hard-drinking, hard-living clone? Sorry, we need your liver to keep your clone alive!
*The story of the underrated, underpaid and underappreciated Peter Graves, host of Biography...tonight on Biography.
*Yeah...I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna start a band called Air Supply!
*I forgot my toothbrush for Amerika!
*So, life is a constant non-competitive track meet.
--This isn't sanctioned, gentlemen...you're doing this on your own!
*Now, doctor...don't fill him with Smucker's like last time. That wasn't funny.
*Please invent the sports bra soon!
*Professor Darren and Doctor Super Mario Brother...
*--I get to go to Amerika! --When? --Later on. --Congratulations. --Thanks.
I gotta go pack. Then I gotta get ready to go.
*--I like having you touch me. --Me too. I like to touch me, too.
*We're going to remove the dumb parts of you...
*(Searching for an explanation to the whole situation in the security office, finding a videotape) Let's see...oh, this should explain everything..."Parts-The Clonus Horror."
*Now I get it...I don't understand a thing!
"Wanna hear something strange? I've got grasshoppers taped to my back."
Bruce Jenner University! lol.