The MST3K version of 'Clonus' - The Clonus Horror Discussion

[–] rudeboy8080 18 years ago

[Richard Knight's clone hides in an elevator shaft]
Mike: He's going to bump into Bruce Willis.
Tom: The Adult McDonald's Playland!
Tom: I got into Hambuger U!
Tom: Look, I am just Scott Baio, man!
Crow: OH, now, Harvey!
(Bill Corbett can do a killer Jimmy Stewart impersonation)

[The son of Richard Knight Sr. gets out of the swimming pool and he flashes his derrier at the camera]
Mike: This is where the real horror is!
Tom: What did we ever do to you!

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[–] rudeboy8080 18 years ago

[Richard Knight's clone hides in an elevator shaft]
Mike: He's going to bump into Bruce Willis.
Tom: The Adult McDonald's Playland!
Tom: I got into Hambuger U!
Tom: Look, I am just Scott Baio, man!
Crow: OH, now, Harvey!
(Bill Corbett can do a killer Jimmy Stewart impersonation)

[The son of Richard Knight Sr. gets out of the swimming pool and he flashes his derrier at the camera]
Mike: This is where the real horror is!
Tom: What did we ever do to you?!

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[–] bbfadetoblack 18 years ago

No doubt about it, one of the best of the sci-fi era.

(sitting down indian style)Crow: "have some sun my little friend"

Mike: "I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna start a band called 'Air Supply'"

"I'm going to America" Tom: "today!"

Those references to "They're coming to America" are hilarious!!

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[–] FallenAngelWKW 16 years ago

Holy God, zump! You listed every great quote in the movie...and look how much space it took up! Clonus is still in my top ten favorite MST3000 episodes.

"Things fall down. People look up. And when it rains, it pours." - Magnolia

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[–] rudeboy8080 15 years ago

Mike: Keenan Wynn as Jack Perkins as Mr. Food!

LOL!

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[–] chuckmeister03 17 years ago

"I was running through wheat, lots of wheat, fields of wheat."

"Please invent the sports bra real soon."

"Mike, I think the voices in my head are a little louder than usual."

"I'm Myrl Schreib, I'll paint any movie for $49.95."

"Sounds like they're running to Elton John's funeral for a friend."

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[–] rudeboy8080 17 years ago

[Camera pans in on a white cake with blue waves on it]
Crow: Happy birthday, Jack Lord!
Tom Servo: You guys got me a plate of dry wall! Thanks, guys!

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[–] rudeboy8080 17 years ago

[A biker takes a sip of booze]
Mike: Is that Harley Davidson or The Marloboro Man?

Mike: James Galway owns that porno theater!
Tom Servo: Come in and enjoy some "parn"!

[Biker shoots revolver at Richard's running clone]
Tom: OW! OW! OW! OW!

[Lina is given at lobotomy and left a blissful, mindless vegetable]
Crow: She'll make a great afternoon talkshow host!

Richard clone: Lina?!
Crow: Or extra Lina!

[Reporter and his wife are in their home and it's blown up by an explosive!]
Crow: I forgot about the cookies! Sorry!

Reporter's wife: He has an earing!
Crow: He's a "friend of Dorthy"!

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[–] Emperor-Cupcake 17 years ago

Richard clone: I'm from Clonus.
Reporter's wife: Oh, the Horror down the street!

Crow: "I don't think I like this America very much!"

And of course the best line, in my opinion: "Are you mad at me, clone-daddy?"

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"I will rule the world! Emperor Cupcake!" -MST3K "Riding With Death"

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[–] Dave_Imboden 17 years ago

*As guy runs down empty hallway.* "NOBODY IS GUARDING MY FATHER!"

and...

*As guy clutches heart.* "I'm. Coming. Elizabeth. I'm. Coming."

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"Why go to THEIR banana stand, when we can make YOUR banana stand?"

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[–] rudeboy8080 17 years ago

*Spoilers*

In order to fit into a two hour time slot with commercials and host segments on 'Mystery Science Theater 3000', 'Parts The Clonus Horror' was cut down to 70 to 74 minutes. The R rated version has the following scenes:
)After the George clone is "put to sleep", Dick Sargeant's character calls his superiors and tells them everything went well.
)There's some partial nudity during the sex scene with Richard and Lina's clones.
)Richard finds the George clone's frozen corpse in the basement.
)A guard in the basement attacks Richard clone and he subdues the guard.
)Richard has to crawl through a series of tunnels to get out of the Walker Industries Facility.
)The Walker/America faculty try to get answers out of Lina. When she refuses to talk, they torture her!
)Richard clone has a nightmare that Lina is given a lobotomy. This also happens in the "real" world. Also, during the nightmare, Richard clone can see the frozen corpses squirming.
)Rick and Richard clone drive past a Dr. Pepper truck.
)Jeff Knight and his co workers torture Richard Knight and his son, Rick.
They're killed and thrown into the swimming pool. A goon throws a clock radio into the pool!

The actress who plays Jack Noble's wife also appears in 'Psycho' as Sheriff Chambers' wife. Lurene Tuttle, I think.
)"Norman took a wife?"

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[–] jrware 17 years ago

You know, whenever I watch the MST3k version, I always think to myself, "This would be so much better if someone would just drive past a Dr. Pepper truck!"

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[–] Emperor-Cupcake 17 years ago

I thought I was the only one, jrware.

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"Are you mad at me, clone-daddy?" -from MST3K "Parts: The Clonus Horror"

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[–] Book1245 17 years ago

Reporter's wife "I'm not dead yet

'Soon though, soon'

The old lady's lines always cracked me up

Clone "Will you take me now?"
Tom "WOAH!"

"Why would they want the Duke's...son killed?"

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[–] dutchey11 17 years ago

isnt this the episode when servo said this "Helping children through research and development" acranam?

Hi everyone lets pitch in nn get crackin here in louisiana doing right ehh, now then hateful rich overbearing ugly guys hurt royaly everytime someone eats a radish carrots hordurves and never does dishes, eventually victor eats lunch over pioria mcenoyus nugger toat!

that and "have some sun my little friend!!"
Murph:Were good!
Connor:Yes we are!
-Boondock Saints

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[–] cool_danny_boy 17 years ago

MST3K was the only thing that couldve made this movie good. It sucked bad.

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[–] dafonz77 16 years ago

my favorite one:

Mike: "c'mon, let's put out our flaming crotches and go find your nose."

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[–] Druff 15 years ago

[Old man attacks Peter Graves w/ fire poker]
Mike: For God, Country, and the Queen!

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[–] mike_the_bloody 15 years ago

Crow: Biography!

Servo: Mike, I think we're slipping into another dimension

Crow: Regardless of race, black people are not allowed at this university

Mike: Wow! There raising a race of Becks!
Crow: Breaking Away 2: The Clonus Horror

Mike: A little something for the ladies.
Crow: It's missionary position practice!

Crow: Why is Gilligan there?

Servo: I like to touch me to

Dana: Will he be all right?
Crow: Hell no!

Crow: Dr. Luigi will be assisting me here

Servo: Ah, go eat a mushroom, Mario!

Mike: We're going to remove the dumb parts of yo

Servo: Now don't fill him with Smuckers like last time, Doctor. That wasn't funny

Crow: Gentlemen, we can make him dumber! Blonder!

Mike: So they took the blood out of his right arm and put it into his left arm?

Servo: Malibu Barbie is down!

Man: It's easy to get hurt
Crow: Like when I got my butt caught in the toaster?

Man: Who knows? Eat
Servo: Me

Mike: Yeah! Yeah, I'm gonna do it! I'm going to start a band called "Air Supply"!

Mike: I like bugs

Crow: America not available in some area

Mike: A Separate Piece...of Crap

Mike: Parts: The Visible Panty-Line Horror

Servo: Only you can prevent groin fires!

Mike: She's trying to start his crotch on fire with her mind!

Servo: The director just points the camera at the lamp and trusts the lamp to carry the scene

Crow: He's a nurse's aide who doesn't play by the rules!

Man: Dr. Nelson, hold that elvevator
Mike: I can't. It's too big

Crow: And he bumps right into Bruce Willis

Mike: I'm starting to think that Peter Graves didn't invest much time into this movie

Servo: Peter Graves: movie bookend

Dr. Jameson: Mr. Walker
Mike: Mr. Texas Ranger

Crow: Even though I've never seen one of these things, I am completely terrified!

Richard clone: Will you take me now?
Servo: Whoa!

Mike: Oh! We found it! This is the horror!
Servo: Stop it! What have we ever done to you?

Richard: What is it you want?
Servo: To cover his parts!

Servo: Will you wipe me, clone daddy?

Mike: Are you mad at me, clone daddy?

Ricky: You turned Richard in, didn't you?
Mike: Sure!

Servo: There's a stirring in my little clonus

Servo: Clonus: The Boys in the Band Horror

Crow: I can't hear what they're saying, and frankly I don't care

George Walker: Ladies and gentlemen.
Mike: Does anyone have a kidney to spare?

Servo: Thank you! Thank you! I was killing my brother earlier today and... Doh!

"New sheriff in town, boys! You all best get used to it" - Sawyer, LOST

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[–] wallacesawyer 14 years ago

I guess it is the best episode on the Volume 12 set.

One of my favorite lines, while watching the Clonus video and it shows that corpse or whatever, "And the food..."

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[–] Benihanahasnofunflare 12 years ago

Department of backstory!

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