Servo: Mike, I think we're slipping into another dimension
Crow: Regardless of race, black people are not allowed at this university
Mike: Wow! There raising a race of Becks!
Crow: Breaking Away 2: The Clonus Horror
Mike: A little something for the ladies.
Crow: It's missionary position practice!
Crow: Why is Gilligan there?
Servo: I like to touch me to
Dana: Will he be all right?
Crow: Hell no!
Crow: Dr. Luigi will be assisting me here
Servo: Ah, go eat a mushroom, Mario!
Mike: We're going to remove the dumb parts of yo
Servo: Now don't fill him with Smuckers like last time, Doctor. That wasn't funny
Crow: Gentlemen, we can make him dumber! Blonder!
Mike: So they took the blood out of his right arm and put it into his left arm?
Servo: Malibu Barbie is down!
Man: It's easy to get hurt
Crow: Like when I got my butt caught in the toaster?
Man: Who knows? Eat
Mike: Yeah! Yeah, I'm gonna do it! I'm going to start a band called "Air Supply"!
Mike: I like bugs
Crow: America not available in some area
Mike: A Separate Piece...of Crap
Mike: Parts: The Visible Panty-Line Horror
Servo: Only you can prevent groin fires!
Mike: She's trying to start his crotch on fire with her mind!
Servo: The director just points the camera at the lamp and trusts the lamp to carry the scene
Crow: He's a nurse's aide who doesn't play by the rules!
Man: Dr. Nelson, hold that elvevator
Mike: I can't. It's too big
Crow: And he bumps right into Bruce Willis
Mike: I'm starting to think that Peter Graves didn't invest much time into this movie
Servo: Peter Graves: movie bookend
Dr. Jameson: Mr. Walker
Mike: Mr. Texas Ranger
Crow: Even though I've never seen one of these things, I am completely terrified!
Richard clone: Will you take me now?
Mike: Oh! We found it! This is the horror!
Servo: Stop it! What have we ever done to you?
Richard: What is it you want?
Servo: To cover his parts!
Servo: Will you wipe me, clone daddy?
Mike: Are you mad at me, clone daddy?
Ricky: You turned Richard in, didn't you?
Servo: There's a stirring in my little clonus
Servo: Clonus: The Boys in the Band Horror
Crow: I can't hear what they're saying, and frankly I don't care
George Walker: Ladies and gentlemen.
Mike: Does anyone have a kidney to spare?
Servo: Thank you! Thank you! I was killing my brother earlier today and... Doh!
"New sheriff in town, boys! You all best get used to it" - Sawyer, LOST