Pig Rape (!?)


People often ask me " Is that a wig ?". The second most asked question I get is " Does a pig get raped in this film ?" Short answer...yes. Long answer...yeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss.

I have seen 'Mountain of the Cannibal God' and it does indeed include Pig rape. Perhaps 'rape' is too strong a word...I'm sure the animal was well paid or perhaps a local whore-pig (quite common around the Mountain God area).
I distinctly saw a wry smile on the Pig's face, so it couldnt've been THAT bad. I also saw the Pig break the fourth wall and look directly into camera and give a cheeky wink!

As for the Cannibal/swine rapist I never thought his character was really fleshed out. However, their on-screen sexual chemistry together was something I had not seen since Bogart and Bacall.
If you are like me and abhore bestiality ( personally I can only watch seven or eight hours of it per day ) please squint when watching the scene as it makes it look like a fat Boris Becker being done doggy by Tattoo from 'Fantasy Island'.

All in all, if you like mountains, cannibals and God, 'Mountain of the Cannibal God' is the film for you. Don't forget it also features Stacy Keach in a Beach Boys wig, Ursula Andress naked, a midget cannibal getting his brains smashed out and animal cruelty...oh...and pig sex.

I'll have to be off as I have to watch Joe D'Amoto's 'Porno Holocaust' in which a woman gets choked to death by a zombie's penis and his other fine work (D'Amoto's, not the zombies) 'Emannuel in America' where a dirty lady does something with a horse called Pedro. Apparently.

That's it ! And not one joke about porking. Don't forget...I am not an ordinary man and I can watch this type of material...SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO !

Footnotes-

a) In 'Mountain of the Cannibal God' there is no actual Cannibal God ie a God that eats other Gods but I think 'Mountain of the God that is worshipped by Cannibals' isn't snappy enough.

b) Tattoo didn't have any tattooes, he was called that because in Ricardo Montalban's native tongue 'Tattoo' means 'Little Arse'.

Perkins...the Uncanny

"Zombies, man. Creep me out..."

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Poo...
Seems I got the edited piece of poop version. No Naked Ursula, no pig sex, but with my luck they DID have the midget death scene. AND KEACH IN THE BEACH BOYS WIG! (I could never come up with a better discription then that!)
And. in spite of everything, I liked this movie. WHat version should I invest in, if I want the full XXX version?

Trust me,
Swan

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See my post below- 'Best and Uncut version'. Get this and you won't regret it !

Perkins...the Uncanny

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Hey, "urx",

I read your post 20 minutes ago and I'm still laughing.
I don't know if I will be able to find this movie but I'm so glad that I read your post.

Witty job.

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Funny how...? Like a clown ?

Like I said above, see my post 'Best and Uncut version', it's still available on Amazon UK/Com.

Perkins...the Uncanny

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Love the post urx-1 - I also learnt from this film that, while on a jungle expedition with only a little supply of clean water, the best food to eat is crackers.

If all else fails, just join in with the cannibals - because raw human flesh is apparently quite nice!

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They should've took Dr. Ted Nelson...he LOOOOOOVES Crackers.

If ANYONE gets that reference they deserve a Crackerjack pencil.

Perkins...the Uncanny

"Zombies, man. Creep me out..."

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Haha, it's not Mystery Science Theater is it - the melting man episode?

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HOLE IN ONE !

If anybody here hasn't seen the 'Mystery Science Theatre 3000' episode 'The Incredible Melting Man'...it's available from 'Utternerd.org'. It's HILARIOUS !

"I'M DR. TED NELSON !"

BANG! BANG!

Perkins...the Uncanny

"Zombies, man. Creep me out..."

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Love that episode - some hilarious riff's and one of the 'gorier' MST3k episodes as well!

I remember the scene when the head is falling down the waterfall and there's a scene with a nurse (at the beginning, when he finds out his face is starting to melt) which is literally laugh out loud!

Can you remember any other quotes urx-1?

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"I should've catered to his Cracker needs"

and the ever popular-

"ADTCHKA !"

...sorry...which board am I on ?...

Perkins...the Uncanny

"Zombies, man. Creep me out..."

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I get those same questions a lot...

I do not think the pig scene actually happened - Ursula had just eaten some kind of root or lizard or something and was halleucenating (sp?)

In the scene or two before (I have the uncut version) the same fellow is getting it on with a native girl in the same position.

Of course it had to be "acted" for it to exist on the film - I mostly felt saddened by the whole scene in that it really drives home how far Shelley Winters career had slipped after her great performance in "The Poseidon Adventure" I have also heard that the pig was actually a very young Daniel Day Lewis - this is not true.


What I found really disturbing is in the DVD extra's the director is explaining how the "monkey eaten by a big snake" scene just happened spontaneously and they just happened to be there to film, and then the scene is shown frame by frame and it is so so obvious that the poor monkey was clearly "shoved" into the snakes mouth with a handle of some type... The way this was shown clearly made the director out to be a liar.

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Would the lizard/root ALWAYS make you hallucinate pig sex ? Is that it's only effect ? How much fun would that drug be ?

I've said it before and I'll say it again...that's either one big pig or one small cannibal.

Perkins...the Uncanny

"Zombies, man. Creep me out..."

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Best review ever

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Best appreciation ever.

I'm not sure whether it IS possible to rape a pig. I can't see a good looking swine like that having consenting sex with a midget cannibal though.

Perhaps he did what I do and get 'em good and drunk first.

Perkins...the Uncanny

"Zombies, man. Creep me out..."

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Pigs are into all kinds of weird fetish's now. It's a sign of the times. Maybe the pig thought the midget was his big Hollywood break? many starlets have done less. At least the pig didn't have to sleep with Hef or The Hoff for that matter

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I heard The Hoff had a thing going with Patrick the Starfish for a while, that's how he landed a cameo in 'The Spongebob Squarepants Movie'.

He was fine at first, but he made the mistake of eating a Krabby Patty Burger and it reminded him of Patrick so he hit the bottle again.

Watch the video again and you can just make out The Hoff slurring "...Patrick.....why ?...."

Perkins...the Uncanny

"Zombies, man. Creep me out..."

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Your post has made me want to watch the film now.

Judas Priest Cult #2
let the mass begin....
Your wife died from cyanide in the scotch

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NOBODY can resist the pull of Pig sex...

Perkins...the Uncanny

"Zombies, man. Creep me out..."

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You're an odd fellow, Perkins.

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The Pedro the horse scene far exceeds this, however there is no doubt that this is an exceptional scene.

Also, Stacy Keach is great in Hair.

All in all though, there are better cannibal entries, though admittedly not for those among us who frequent beast tube.

Time to blow

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Still laugh anytime I read this post

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