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Favorite riffs from Laserblast


All righty then...lets name our favorite riffs from the MST3K version of "Laserblast." I'll start...

"Look...are you ready for some FOOTBALL?!?!?!" (I laugh every single time someone says that)

"Somebody stop me!!"

"Ever thought of getting an ass reduction?"

"Hey, read between the lines."

"Um...pooow...?"

"Dumb cop and dumb cop...they're dumb cops."

"Doh, why did I do that? Now I have to fill it up again!!" (and all the rest of the Roddy McDowall riffs)

"ROXIE!!!"

"Alllllllll righty then!!"

And that's all that I can think of...name some of yours!!!

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"Now get out there and SELL SELL SELL!"



INRIhab

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Did Tom Servo say "The N-word" during the MST3K version of Laserblast(1978)?

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Knickers, not what you're thinking.

Best part is when the girlfriend says her grandfather threatened to shoot Billy, one of the guys quips, "Finally, someone to root for."

"Dumb cop and dumb cop...they're dumb cops."

Also just before Billy shoots Eddie Deezen they all cheer for it and say, "Do it!" then two minutes later someone says, "I miss Eddie Deezen."

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"Ah, the Charlie Daniels Band is now the Charles Band."

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Oh, without question, the very best line was:

"Ewww, what IS that??!! Can they SHOW that??"

I was rolling.

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(Billy's mother appears)
Crow: Whaaa! She's one of the turtle aliens!

Mike: Ah, the famous screeching tires on a dirt road scene

Mike: Dirty and Harry

(pieces of magazines fly after an explosion)
Servo: It's raining porn!

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