First of all, Lynda was MY friend.
They found my friend Lynda posted up in some 70s closet. Almost completely NAKED. She'd been MURDERED. The police say with a phone cord. Lynda loved to talk on the phone. I can still remember her saying "Totally" a lot. It was NOT annoying. Lynda always had catchphrases she switched out monthly. The month of the phone cord death, it was totally. And in honor of her, I said "That is TOTALLY sad!" when I heard that her beautiful body was MURDERED.
Laurie I didn't know so well. I was a bit of a lush back then. I liked to party. Laurie was the girl who didn't go to parties.
Annie was a whore who stole my prom date Paul. She was also murdered and I went to the chapel with Paul the following spring. Even have the ring on my finger to prove it. I went to her grave once and showed it to her. I beat you, Annie. Guess it's called karma.
But have some respect for my friend Lynda. And remember her fondly. She was my friend. And I loved her.