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First of all, Lynda was MY friend.


They found my friend Lynda posted up in some 70s closet. Almost completely NAKED. She'd been MURDERED. The police say with a phone cord. Lynda loved to talk on the phone. I can still remember her saying "Totally" a lot. It was NOT annoying. Lynda always had catchphrases she switched out monthly. The month of the phone cord death, it was totally. And in honor of her, I said "That is TOTALLY sad!" when I heard that her beautiful body was MURDERED.

Laurie I didn't know so well. I was a bit of a lush back then. I liked to party. Laurie was the girl who didn't go to parties.

Annie was a whore who stole my prom date Paul. She was also murdered and I went to the chapel with Paul the following spring. Even have the ring on my finger to prove it. I went to her grave once and showed it to her. I beat you, Annie. Guess it's called karma.

But have some respect for my friend Lynda. And remember her fondly. She was my friend. And I loved her.

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You're clearly just jealous I had a personal relationship with the real victims this movie was based on.

I just think like, pacifically, a jealous attitude is for all intensive purposes a ridiculous subliminal reaction to the spatial anomalies present in the fluctuating corporeal nature of Michael Myers in the first place and that a vote for Trump is truthfully like a dichotomous sourcing of nascent fears in relation to our propensity for differential qualities in latent fear sourcing. It's like placing the atom before the nucleus and thereby behaving as if such ramifications aren't indicative of an inherent nihilism on a personally molecular level that lends credence to our profound ignorance of particle dynamics.

In short, I think you're stupid. And I will not ever tell you where the real Lynda's grave is. The families and friends of the fallen in Halloween didn't even let Carpenter himself know. And I can tell you, he is not a Trump fan.

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Still nothing.

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You're under the impression I had interaction with you in the past. I can assure you I have not. My Trump comment was not a slight directed at you but pulled from thin air in a ridiculous rant I felt like going on because frankly I'm bored. Whatever your beef is with this past incident and whoever incited it, it's not with me. And my reply was to Gorch in the first place.

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The month of the phone cord death, it was totally. And in honor of her, I said "That is TOTALLY sad!" when I heard that her beautiful body was MURDERED.


I got this far into your post and literally laughed out loud! Totally! 

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What about Bob? Was Bob really a pedophile? Did he really want to rip Lindsey's clothes off? So many threads on the subject of Lindsey's threads and we still haven't gotten any closer to the answer!

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lol Make another thread about it. We need more. We need to learn!

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We need to learn!


Big time. Poor Bob keeps getting his name dragged through the mud. #ThetruthaboutBobSimms

Don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years.

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I don't think he's ever striked, but maybe a closet pedo.

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I was not there the night Bob made that comment as I was at the same party that Dr. Mixter and Laurie's parents were at getting hammered, and I mean that in a dual sense. I had no real skills so I figured bagging myself a doctor was the right move post-graduation, but unfortunately even though I did everything they asked me to in that coat closet, none of them ever offered me a ring until Annie's very deserved death brought Paul back around.

Bob was apparently a tiger in the sack, though, but of course he had to be to keep up with Lynda, who was not desperate enough to put up with inexperience. I don't think he was into young girls, so his comment about Lindsey was surely in jest, however Bob was one of the horniest teenagers I ever met so you never quite knew about him. He never did want Annie, though. I doubt my Paul did, either. I am almost certain she was blackmailing him with something to get him to sleep with her.

I had plans to make her face meet a locker and take a chunk of her hair as a souvenir that following day but Michael Myers got to her before I did.

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Oh come on, who wouldn't wanna take Annie to bed? Seems like she'd be the real wild one of the three.

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Maybe with a bag over her head.

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You aren't man enough for Annie

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I'm twice the man Paul is. She'd be singing a song about me.

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Little Things by Bush?

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Well, if I'm TWICE the man Paul is, then he must have a stub. So, no. More like Big Shot, by Billy Joel.

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Yeah, big shot as in you shot your load before you got your pants off.

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Never premature.

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You aren't man enough for Annie


Word.

I'd love to grab her by those white panties and... give her a little wedgie.

Seriously though, she was such a fun character. And she totally rang true to the wild, mouthy teen, wise beyond her years, probably great in the sack vibe (probably since the actress was like 30 at the time).

I dunno. She was my kinda lady is all.

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Bob was apparently a tiger in the sack,


Yeah I hear he lasted a good 10 minutes! What a guy!

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Lynda always had catchphrases she switched out monthly.


The next catchphrase was due to drop the next day! Dammit!!! Did she give you any clues as to what November's was going to be? Or did she keep that stuff under wraps until it was time to unleash them? I'd love to know what it was.


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You still seem a little bitter over being Paul sloppy seconds.

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Ha. Gross.

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Where did I ever say that?

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No one knows for sure, as Lynda always kept these things under wraps lest some more basic bitches steal her thunder at school, but rumor had it she confided in my friend Kristy that her next catchphrase was going to be 'ace'. As in "Bob was so ace in bed last night."

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Can ace be a verb?

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