Wait, Michael can't be 23!!!!

If only there was another thread with this exact same subject made not even 24 hours ago and still at the top of the front page (in close proximity to this one), we'd probably have an answer...

Anyone here mentions Hotel California dies before the first line clears his lips.

21 actually...
He definitely seemed at least 30 though.

Omg I made a typo in the credits to be funny. You know what they can do if they can't take a jokeeeee!

Hold up, my hot BF Mike is here in his fast black car to take me to the Tower Farm party! He won't open the door. Michael, open the door! Lol!! You guys he's so funny!!