Dominion Descriptions!
Since this engaging martial arts films invites audiences to ponder the meaning of teamwork and social cohesion (as it relates to fighting), I thought I'd share my comics stylized adapted fan-fic about the AntiChrist (Christian adversary of Earth) involved in a 'chakra-like' intrigue not unlike the 'principality goosebumps' presented in this film.
Wasn't it great watching those Sunday afternoon kung-fu movies on Fox TV? They always made me think of 'cool storytelling.'
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The AntiChrist had descended upon Earth and decided that the Five Deadly Venoms were incarnate in the spirits of American poet Jim Carroll, American charlatan and check-fraud magician Frank Abagnale, Jr., American computer wizard Steve Jobs, American scientist-inventor Thomas Edison, and American comic book writer Stan Lee. The AntiChrist's real name was Leo DiCaprio, and he was a very wealthy American movie star.
The AntiChrist decided to make two biopic-stylized films about Jim Carroll --- The Basketball Diaries --- and Frank Abagnale, Jr. --- Catch Me If You Can. He knew that American audiences would be drawn into the complicated subconscious intrigue created by the strange and challenging lives of Carroll and Abagnale, and he intended to use this film allure to hoist himself as a modern-day 'podium prophet.'
When American computer wizard Steve Jobs saw the film Catch Me If You Can, he became increasingly concerned that 'DiCaprio' was investing too heavily in culturally complex themes and ideas and suggested to Hollywood (USA) that someone make a movie about Apple Computers to make American audiences feel less 'burdened' by the challenges of 'thematic labor.' Apple Computers, after all, offered personal computing products that catered to convenience and comfort.
No one knew DiCaprio was actually the AntiChrist, and soon the wealthy movie star was involved in a lawsuit presented by the team of Abagnale who claimed that DiCaprio's biopic about Abagnale (Catch Me If You Can) was too biased and geared for DiCaprio's fame and not Abagnale's history. The AntiChrist was nevertheless pleased, since he had started turning the proverbial 'gears of war' by generating film controversy about the Five Deadly Venoms. Only comic book writer Stan Lee was left in the AntiChrist's mission.
DiCaprio came up against a snag when a mysterious Stan Lee fan, claiming he was the incarnation of Kato (ally and sidekick of the DC Comics' hero-character The Green Hornet), realized the movie star was about to make a 'mockumentary' about the life and trials of Stan Lee. This 'Kato phantom' believed DiCaprio was the AntiChrist, and he sent an anonymous citizen's op-ed to the Hollywood Bugle:
"My name is Kato, and I serve Stan Lee and The Green Hornet. I believe American movie star Leo DiCaprio is actually the AntiChrist (Christian adversary of Earth) sent to Hollywood to corrupt men away from diligence and civics optimism. DiCaprio has already attacked Frank Abagnale, Jr., and I believe he intends to now smear the creative genius of famed American comic book writer Stan Lee, which is why I am donning myself as the official 'martial arts' adversary of the AntiChrist and self-proclaimed 'defender' of the prophetic Five Deadly Venoms!"
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Damien (Omen II):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damien:_Omen_II
Kato:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kato_(The_Green_Hornet)