De Niro is great, but the movie is boring as hell

That could've been a mature post, but you instead resorted to the old "If you don't like this movie you must be a Transformers/Superhero movie fanboy" reply.

Highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd.

Have you looked at his name? he destroys people like you.


I'm entirely sure that you're entirely sure what I'm implying.

I did not have the wrong expectations. I think this movies dupes people into thinking it is great when it is really, really too long.

Here are my problems with the movie. Read all them and then tell me that I am some Batman fanboy.

-Scenes are WAY too long.

-Characters only bond by drinking and being crazy, and oh yeah, by hunting deer, sort of.

-I've lived in the PA mountains. Those mountains don't even look close to PA mountains. I mean, pine trees and rocks? REALLY?

-Not sure what Meryl Streep did in this film. Why the beating in the beginning? Who did she really love? What did it matter?

-What are the odds that someone growing up together will be close enough to be captured to together in Vietnam.

-Despite the length and detail in scenes, the story just happens with little explanation. Suddenly Nick is making money playing Russian Roulette? How is that even possible to sustain for any length of time? Oh, but he catches the bullet when he and Michael are at the table though.

-IF Michael changed so much from Vietnam, why not show visible differences? He had the same hair and facial hair as he left. Hell, even the dude who lost his legs did too. The only thing that changed was creepy bald guy had a moustache.

Masterpiece? Hell no!