If I were a car thief....
Okay, if I were a car thief, I would first of all make sure that I steal the most oddball, most absurd, brightest colored car out there and take it to the middle of nowhere Las Vegas - surrounded by desert for at least a hundred mile radius.
Then, when I get to Las Vegas, I'm going to drive this ridiculous autracity and realize that they're onto me.... so then I'll paint it gold. That'll certainly knock them off their tracks..... keep them scratching their heads!!!