Today she'd be in prison

Does anybody stop to think that a high school teacher having sex with a student nowadays boils down to a Felony and a few years in prison? It would not surprise me to get a few "I'd have done her if she were my coach" comments, which is fine, but the fact remains that today, instead of the big celebratory hurrah scene, we'd get the "Please place your hands behind your back" scene. Oh how there would be screaming if this were a 34 year-old male coach and a female student instead.

Great-Grandpa was a Keystone Kop. I'm not quite so serious.