It's true. All of it...

…Ralphus was an Ewok.

Pretty sure he's the guy on the lower right corner of this pic:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4uiW3nIEAEpU9H.jpg

Guy goes from midget porn, to Bloodsucking Freaks, to Return Of The Jedi. Well played, Ralphus, well played.