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Funny Quotes

posted 11 years ago by baz-almighty
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Vera Bennet: This is a prison, not a hearts and flowers club.
(reaction over the decision of Judy Bryant being put in the same cell with her lesbian lover Sharon Gilmour)

Yvonne: Bloody interfering old... I'll fix her.
(That teenage brat muttering as she picks up the phone to ring police to give the whereabouts of escapade Bea Smith who's hiding out next door)
Note: This is Val Lehman's real life daughter Joanne Lehman. Val's other daughter briefly played her on-screen daughter Debbie.

Lizzie: Ohh, dark as the inside of a dog.
(complaining about being put into a single cell by Vera on first return to Wentworth)

Ep:119
Judy Bryant: You got a minute?
Bea Smith: Haven't you heard I got 10 years.

Unknown Episode. Rehashed Joke.
Faye Quin: Hey, Nola, you got a minute?
Nola McKenzie: I got life, remember...

Doreen Anderson: How would you know, you're so dumb that if they chopped off your head today you wouldn't notice it till tomorrow.

Lizzie was in the dining room: From what I am about to receive may the Lord protect me."

[–] baz-almighty 11 years ago

Lizzie: Bea What am I gonna do?
Bea: Well you could blow your nose for starters.

(Bea says it as she gives a hankie to Liz who then blows into it, and then goes to hand it back to Bea)

Bea: ...Nah keep it.
Lizzie: But it's yours Bea.
Bea: I just lost interest in it.

[–] SheilaCarterLives 11 years ago

(About the new buy-up list)

Helen: "I thought Davo said to keep to the basics. Someone's written on here 'half a dozen joints and a ticket out of here'"