Pretty lame
Where to begin?
Robert Wagner turns down Angie Dickenson for Lesley Ann Warren, and the character Warren plays is essentially a mental case. Despite her suicidal behavior and other kookiness Wagner tells her he loves her after only a couple of days.
Angie (the Colonel's wife) is supposed to be best friends with a whorehouse madam?
The gay Private doesn't want any hookers but he jumps Angie Dickenson's bones? Well, OK maybe that one could happen.
Dennis Weaver is little more than a cartoon cut-out of a real Army Colonel.
Without the footage from Tora Tora Tora this movie wouldn't rise to the level of a crummy soap opera.