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[–] Otter (24464) 4 years ago

Well, we don't know if the Porkins family was all pro-Rebel, for all we know they were rock-ribbed Palpatine supporters!

Maybe there's a fan fiction in that, a bureaucrat in the Palpatine administration has to explain why the hell he got a Rebellion Medal of Honor in the mail...

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[–] jekporkins (1923) 3 years ago

Thank you. I sometimes think my sacrifice was forgotten.

Truth be told, the rebel alliance payout was not great, but my family was given a lifetime pass to Round Table Pizza.

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[–] Galactus03 (4289) 3 years ago

You are dead....so stfu ghost porkins...

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[–] GreenGoblinsOck8 (7401) 3 years ago

Actually, Porkins escaped and became a cop in Gotham City til he was killed by the Joker.

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[–] MovieChatUser497 (18943) 3 years ago

First he was a government agent who assured us that the Ark would be closely monitored by "top men"

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[–] christomacin (4527) 3 years ago

In Porkins' honor, the Rebellion held an annual awards show for deceased X-Wing pilots - known in the industry as the "Porkies".

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[–] Nate Adams SA23 (896) 3 years ago

I hear this year there will be a performance by hologram Porkins and Tupac.

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[–] christomacin (4527) 3 years ago

Mon Motha will dance "Da Butt" in an "unscripted" moment as well, showing her deep knowledge of Hip Hop.

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[–] ak47wong (474) 3 years ago

They also made a movie in his honour: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porky%27s

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[–] PaladinNJ (20309) 3 years ago

I must be missing something. Who is Porkins?

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[–] GreenGoblinsOck8 (7401) 3 years ago

He's the overweight pilot with the beard. The post I made earlier was because the actor that played him was in Tim Burton's Batman. He was Liautanant Echhart.