A complete and total re-enactment of the classic movie JAWS. Everything down to capturing the wrong animal. Autopsying it to prove it's not the right creature. Sending out the "Search and Destroy" party. The town that wouldn't believe the truth. Finding the remains of the first victim. I mean, why didn't they just put a dorsal fin the creature and be done with it.
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"I mean, why didn't they just put a dorsal fin the creature and be done with it"
That would've been much better and more entertaining
"And guns! More guns! Bigger guns! Better guns! And when we have those, we will win!" - Gaius Baltar
"JAWS on dry land"
Snow is made from water my friend,therefore, "wet land".
I actually watched this over the weekend and said the same thing. Especially when the hunting party killed the bear and they wanted to cut it open and see if there were undigested remains in its' intestines to prove it was or was not the beast.
I would've loved to have seen them do so and pull out a southern license plate.
I'm sure they were cashing in on Jaws, but if anything its more of a ripoff of Grizzly than anything else.
shareI was thinking along the same lines, and was coming here to post when I saw this thread. My title: "Jaws in the High Sierras." I'm not really sure what mountains/where this is supposed to be, somewhere in the Rockies I guess, but the only difference between "Jaws" and this is the location and the nature of the beast.
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I grieved I had no shirt until I met a woman who had no pants.
I mean, why didn't they just put a dorsal fin the creature and be done with it.
Paws.
"We're gonna need a bigger cabin!"
With 1 big problem though. Jaws could swim faster than people in the ocean but snowbeast was slower than skier... which was kind of ridiculous since skier could just outrun snowbeast.
Show me the holes!
But snow is wet.
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