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ATCHKA!! (MST3K #704 The Incredible Melting Man)

posted 19 years ago by bowlasoup
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Ted Nelson.. Ted Nelson..

“Magnificent! You’ve never seen anything until you’ve seen the sun through the rings of Saturn!”
Crow: That’s not what that is, but we’ll show you a film that kind of suggests that.

Crow: Somebody better start melting pretty soon or I’m gonna get impatient.

Crow: Hmmm, melted at 1:30, again at 4.

He’s right, I should have anticipated his cracker needs.

I’ve been a sheriff most of this movie, and I’ve never seen anything like this!

There’s pudding in the melting man, to make him moist.

So how many monster movies end with a janitor scooping the monster into a garbage pail?

[–] sexytail 19 years ago

Damn, now I wish I'd seen the MST of this instead of just the boring movie by itself.

PRIDE

[–] general_sug 15 years ago

you see it after youve seen the movie.

[–] Thomas_Neville_Servo 19 years ago

some of my favorites are:

"Should I have said goodbye?" which leads right into.....

"DOJKA!!!" I love putting that one on repeat on my DVD player

"There's a black guy in my office!"

"Quick! Hide in one of your neck folds!" (or is it skin flaps?)

"*cough* It's alive with pleasure *cough*"

One of the funniest episodes!

[–] sexytail 19 years ago

I should go out and buy it.

PRIDE

[–] SSJAniFan 19 years ago

"Ah, I've been following Van Gough!"

"Marshmellows! I hate marshmellows!"

"Will you be Mrs. Turkey Leg Perry?"

"I don't think the clown therapy is working."

"Have you tried Windows 95?"

"Shut up, you stupid water!"

"He's bursting with flavor!"

"He threw himself up!"

"We had her mislabeled as an elk."

I agree about it being one of the show's funniest episodes. It's from MSTK3's superb 7th season, which for some reason beyond me has had none of its episodes released on DVD by Rhino.

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[–] Brandonfin 19 years ago

"God I love you"
"Dont eat any more of that turkey"
"So this is what it looks like behind Chili's"
"Zippidee doo daa, zippidee aye"

[–] rsvrdg2 19 years ago

I always thought it was "HODGEKA"

I guess it's open to interpetation.

[–] FudKicker_Malloy 18 years ago

Close, it's more like ADJKA! There was even an MST3K fansite titled that for a while.
Yes, of course, "Ewwww! He threw himself up!" is what I remember the most. I blurt that out at inopportune times on occasion.
As an aside, yes, this film is ludicrous, but the effects are astounding! To quote from the Zombie Nightmare episode, "Rick Baker, you've done it again!"

You're jackin' in it, travel.

[–] hankscorpio911 18 years ago

a coulple of the funniest lines weren't added by mike or the the bots:
When the old coulple gets spooked by the melting man and the pigeon lady says "Let's get the hell outta here!"...And at the end of the movie when the security guards encounter Ted and the melting man and Ted says.."Don't shoot! I'm Dr Ted Nelson!!..then the guards shoot him in the face like one second later...that was hilarious.

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[–] Iamtheslime114 18 years ago

"Are there any more tickets to .38 Special?!"

"Some enchanted evening, you may meet a redneck, you may see a redneck, across the bingo hall..."

"We're young and it's fun, and we're innocent, and it'll be sad when we find the head."

"Johnathan Demme?! Ah, who cares..."

[–] nbeverage 18 years ago

"Help me, I'm a tiny man trapped on a giant log."

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[–] wallacesawyer 17 years ago

"The monsters on roller skates."

[–] Blue_Eagle88 17 years ago

For anyone who hasn't seen the MST3K version, it's on Youtube.

P.S. Teeeeed Nelson...

[–] mathews-rr-1 17 years ago

"are we moving or is it the building?"

"how long have i been 40 years older than you?"

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Joe Camel says we should!

Keep it on the road, Ted Nelson!

Roving bands of coroners...

You've never seen anything...until you've seen the sun through the rings of Saturn!

[–] AnonymousReviewer 17 years ago

Mystery Science Theater 3000 of incredible melting man released on DVD yet?

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[–] cowboydesperado-1 16 years ago

'He's Incredi-Melt-ible!'

'We all dream of being a child again - even the worst of us. Perhaps the worst most of all...'

[–] Paul_Rudd_has_a_sweet_ass 16 years ago

When Tom said "My wedding ring! Wheres my wedding ring?" I nearly wet myself laughing.

You are giving me a stomach-ache in my brain!

[–] Nightman85 16 years ago

*goofy nurse runs screaming*

Crow: My dress is too small!!

*General says 'who else knows about this?'*

Mike: Just me and half a nurse.

*Mrs. Dr. Ted Nelson*

Servo: I should have anticipated his cracker needs...

*goofy old woman stealing lemons*

Mike: The Incredible Melting Grandma!

*Janus Blythe freaking out after attack*

Crow: I HATE this wallpaper!!!

- I love this episode of MST3K! I think it's one of the best of the good old CC days of the show. How I miss it...

[–] movieperson113 16 years ago

The funniest non MST3K line...

Ted Nelson's Mother-In-Law: "Let's get out of here!"

Mike: "I Love my go-go boots!"

-At the end they launch a new rocket to saturn...
MIKE: "They learn not".

CROW: "The first movie where the monster get's scooped up and thrown in the trash"

Dr Ted Nelson: (majorly overacting) "AWW I WISH I COULD TELL YAH NEIL!"