Favorite Lines


What are some of your favorite quotes from this flick? Here are mine:

"What a dramatic airport!"
"I got it... I got it... I got it... I ain't got it"
"That guy gets no tip"
"He wanted to change the drapes, in the psychotic game room"
"Professor Little Old Man!"
"Lilolman, Lilolman, oy, nobody gets it right!"

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"Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup."

"We're dealing with sick people here. DANGEROUSLY SICK PEOPLE!"

"I never liked her. I never really liked her. She never bathed."

The entire sequence with Brooks and Miss Kahn impersonating the old Russian couple at the airport is a classic, too.

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Victoria Brisbane: How did you, ummmm... get my room number? I am not going to listen to any more of this, I mean, I've had just about enough! What are you wearing? Jeans? you're wearing jeans? I bet they're tight

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Victoria Brisbane: How did you, ummmm... get my room number? I am not going to listen to any more of this, I mean, I've had just about enough! What are you wearing? Jeans? you're wearing jeans? I bet they're tight

This was one of my favorite scenes...had me on the floor the first time I saw it. You just forgot "You're an animal!"

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What is this, a game show?

jb

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MeL FaN

My faves r:
"No No I'm very tired"."I'll let u wear my underwear." I'll be there"

I got I got it I aint got it.

I'm thirty seconds late! They are so strict around here.

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He wanted to change the colourr of the drrapes. Colourrrr, Dr. Thorndyke, is very important to the emotionally disturrbed! - Go Cloris

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"Dr. Thorndyke, I assure you my father's just as sane as I am-- PFFFSSFT."

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Dr. Montague:"We'll get a really big truck, and buy up all the newspapers... No, I guess that's not a good plan, after all..."
Nurse Diesel:"It SUCKS!"

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"Professor Little Old Man!" - Lilloman, Lilloman..

"makin' movies, makin' songs and foightin' round the world"

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"YOU'RE the cocker's daughter?"

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Dr. Montague:"We'll get a really big truck, and buy up all the newspapers... No, I guess that's not a good plan, after all..."
Nurse Diesel:"It SUCKS!"

Just LMAO reading this scene again...Korman and Leachman were just brilliant in this movie.

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Many of my favorites have already been mentioned here, but my ultimate favorite is this one:

After Dr. Thorndyke meets the man who is supposed to be Arthur Brisbane, he turns to Dr. Montague and goes like:

"Extraordinary! How could a creature like that have the wherewithal to contact me by flashing a mirror?

Well, cockers are very bright you, know?

That's true, that's very true..."

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"Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup." Cloris Leachman = absolutely brilliant, despite the steaming pile of crap her sitcom "Phyllis" was.

"Don't be so gauche! Everybody's doing it!"...flasher in the airport men's room.

Dr. Montague speaking pig Latin to Nurse Diesel in Dr. Thorndyke's office.

The reply to the cure rate, after intense use of a calculator by Dr. Montague: "Once in a blue moon."

Anything uttered by Madeline Kahn...so beautiful, so talented, so unfortunately snuffed out before her time.

Dr. Montague correcting the pronunciation of "cerebral hemorrhage" on the front steps of the institute just before Dr. Thorndyke leaves for the conference.

"Get the newspaper! Get the newspaper! Get the STINKING newspaper!!!"...Barry Levinson's bellhop character responding to the desk clerk's request on Dr. Thorndyke's behalf. Being a former hotel manager and a current newspaper circulation manager, these scenes are extra funny!

All hail Mel Brooks!!!

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I love the one about getting a big truck; it's the first time I heard "it sucks" and I was hysterical. Also when Brophy wants to snap a photo and Diesel, Montague and Thorndyke hem and haw and then spin and pose. Love it!

"Give me a cookie" and "Keep to the code." TimeTravelers of Tortuga

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The "it sucks" line kills me, and especially since in the same scene the guy sits down and stumbles. That part is hilarious.

"That guy gets no tip"
"What a dramatic airport!"


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KEY CHANGE!

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I wish I knew the lines in the whole scene but the shower scene is my favorite....I laugh every time I see it!!!

Cutting, cutting deeper I go...the bleeding stops but the pain lives on...

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"What a dramatic airport!"


This line is just brilliant...its placement in the screenplay and Brooks' perfect delivery.

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