On November 22nd 1977, Jack Fitzgerald Pazuzu was brutally taken out of his host body by a lone exorcist in his office on the 6th floor of the Texas Exorcism Book Depository.
The day before on November 21st, the Central Bureau of Exorcism had released a statement declaring that although the lone exorcist had indeed been trained at targeting demons in their exorcism academy, he was in no way affiliated to them and they had, in fact, no knowledge of the gruesome deed he was not ordered to do.
After a short manhunt, the cowardly lone exorcist was found in the trunk of his car stabbed several hundreds times at the back of his skull and on fire. This is to date the worst case of suicide the Central Bureau of Exorcism had to investigate in its history, given that all witnesses met untimely deaths in meteorite-related accidents that day before they could properly be interrogated by the Central Bureau of Exorcism's agents. This event will undoubtedly be remembered as one of this biggest mystery in the history of clandestine exorcism.
On a positive note, the Central Bureau of Exorcism -- which incidentally had been targeted many times in the past by Pazuzu who threatened to close it down -- has seen its funding tripled by Congress, which just approved the new budget after having been convinced by the Bureau's argument whereby the Pazulu exorcism incident was the undeniable proof that more resources were needed in the fight against clandestine exorcism and that the Central Bureau of Exorcism was best suited in this endeavor.
As for the Pazulu case, the Bureau's press secretary stated this morning that all agents involved with it had been promoted and thus the case was now closed.
People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefsī²
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