Delete your post, CE3K Style ...


I'll start.

This post has been deleted because it was in the middle of the road, jackass!!

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This post was reported deleted in 1945!

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haha good one alien.
Before I got paid to speak French, I used to delete posts. This first number is a longitude.

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This post was deleted due to uncorrelated targets moving from the north/north west.

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What I need is something so scary it'll delete 300 square miles of every, living Christian post.

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I deleted this post because I'm some joker who thinks he's immune.

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These deleted posts were the only ones! The only ones!

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I don't like to do this. We're in enough trouble with these cattlemen already, but if you can't get these posts off the mountain and out of the area by 2000 hours, start deleting with EZ-4!

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This post was deleted because there's a dead fly in it.

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GO AWAY!!! (this post has abducted Barry and gone away)

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This post has been deleted because it isn't even an American.

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This post has been deleted. Don't you think I'm taking this really well?

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Was this deleted post shaped like one of those Sara Lee moon-shaped cookies, like one of those crescent cookies?

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No, this post was deleted because it is not your toy to play with every time I turn around.

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We're going to need a geodetic survey map of this deleted post. I want this down to the square yard!

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I get white knuckles thinking of what's in store for this post.

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You have no right to delete people's posts! You think I investigate every Walter Cronkite story there is? If this is just nerve gas, how come I know everything in such detail? I've never been here before. How come I know so much? What the hell is going on around here?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE?!!

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This deleted post isn't a moonburn, ya know, g**damnit!

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