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not even the almighty Chuck can save this crap!


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Well of course its a sloppy movie, it was directed, written, shot, mixed, edited, and produced by Chuck Norris' beard. Thats why the ebard wasn't on his face, it was behind the camera.

But come on, for a beard, this is really good.

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it."

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As bad as it gets. For all those charges against him, $250 ain't bad, even for 1977. Pay the damn bill, and call your lawyer, but don't disarm the deputy and attack him. but you gotta love the bell-bottoms!

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"Well of course its a sloppy movie, it was directed, written, shot, mixed, edited, and produced by Chuck Norris' beard. Thats why the ebard wasn't on his face, it was behind the camera. "

loooooooooooool! that was actually very funny!

its monday first day after the vacation 2011 for me and that made me laugh!

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Every iconic superhero has a skeleton in their closet.


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The skeleton in Chuck Norris' closet stars in its own series of martial arts horror movies.

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LOL that's awesome. Maybe there are several and they star in Jason and the Argonauts?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NQ2GPoZ_j4

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This movie is so hilllarious I score it a 10/10! A true laugh-fest!!

My favorite scene is when Chuck walks into the diner (in the small creepy town) and takes a seat at the counter. He is given a second menu. It is quick, but you'll see a lot of items on the menu. WTF?????? the place and town is a pit, and the cook just stands in the kitchen barking at arlene. Whats on the menU??? Nevermind, I'll just eat a donught!


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My favorite scene is when Chuck walks into the diner (in the small creepy town) and takes a seat at the counter. He is given a second menu. It is quick, but you'll see a lot of items on the menu. WTF?????? the place and town is a pit, and the cook just stands in the kitchen barking at arlene. Whats on the menU??? Nevermind, I'll just eat a donught!


that diner was a dump...well the town was a dump. chuck and his painted on jeans mustve set a record for head kicks tho. yes it blew but he (his brother?) had a cool van

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It was kind of a hokey movie.

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