My very important comments on BNB:Breaking Training

First of all, when mike leak threatened morrie to meet in the parking lot, no way he cou,d whip morrie. His pants were so tight it is a wonder he could move. Unless he pulled a Randy (who can't fight in tight pants) and removed them, he would lose
Next, were Izod shirt tails that long in 77? Like 13 inches longer than the front?
The cop (who got comp tix from mike) had a babe with a spectacular rack in the stands. Of a geek got those juggs, what kind of babe could mike leak get??
The toros had the sorriest pitcher. If he can't throw a ball past tanner Boyle or Rudy stein then he shouldn't be pitching
Why oh why did mike have jimmy baio, the low-rent baio, pitching instead of Kelly leak??? Baio was trash which is weird because of you've ever seen Scott baio in battle of the network stars, you know he's the best athlete from the 1970s
Speaking of battle of the network stars, I'm glad mike leak, aka william devanne lightened up on the kids and their crummy skills rather than belittle them like he did this poor English broad who had NEVER thrown or caught a football. As you can see here, devanne throws a ridiculously high pass then chastises her for not catching his ducks:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Wj3Q5QQrE

There is NO WAY the hot babe with waist-length hair would be drooling over any of the Bears, except maybe Kelly leak.
Im Surprised the libs and the PC crowd hasn't altered this movie to remove the smoking, swearing, Marlboro sign at the dome, kids riding in a car with no seat belt and engleberg being overweight and every other thing
How did mike leak know which pool hall Kelly would visit? I assume that particular place had a lot of slutty skanks and, like father like son, mike assumed Kelly would be there scoring cigs and babes