So many good lines...


Been re-watching tonight. I love the one "hey, darling, I've been killing spiders since I was 30"

What are some of your fave lines?

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Jerry, the deep actor and Annie's former lover: You know how I'd like to die? I'd
like to get torn apart by wild animals.

Alvy: Heavy! Eaten by some squirrels.


I'm not crying, you fool, I'm laughing!

Hewwo.

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When they're driving through Beverly Hills and Annie remarks on how clean it is...

"That's because they don't throw out their garbage... They make it into television shows."



"Trying is the first step towards failure."

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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

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Pam: Did you catch Dylan?

Alvy Singer: No, I couldn't make it-- my raccoon had hepatitis.

Pam: You have a raccoon?

Alvy Singer: Few.



He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.

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So many funny lines that it's hard to decide. Actually it's hard to stop once I start listing them!

At the very beginning when young Alvy is worried that the Universe is expanding I laugh when his mother asks 'What business is that of yours?"


When Alvy arrives to kill the spider and asks Annie about her black soap. "Are you joining a minstrel show?" and "There's a spider the size of a Buick in your bathtub."

In California when his friend covers up to block out the sun's rays and Alvy asks "Are we driving through plutonium?"

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“Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.” http://imgur.com/j2wOzj2

He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.

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"Sex with you is a Kafkaesque experience."

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"Sex with you is a Kafkaesque experience."

I always loved this line too, but only recently did I notice that the next line is really the punch line:

"I meant that as a compliment"

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I love his Leopold and Loeb follow up.

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From, "There's an old joke…" to "We need the eggs."



"I will not go down in history as the greatest mass-murderer since Adolf Hitler!" - Merkin Muffley

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Alvy Singer's Therapist: How often do you sleep together?

Annie Hall's Therapist: Do you have sex often?

Alvy Singer: [lamenting] Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week.

Annie Hall: [annoyed] Constantly. I'd say three times a week.

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"Twins, Max. Sixteen years old. Imagine the mathematical possibilities."

"Stop calling me Max." "Why, Max? It's a good name for you. Max!"

"I forgot my mantra."

"I was at an Alice Cooper thing where six people were rushed to the hospital with bad vibes."

"Did it achieve total heavyocity?"

"I'm very shallow and empty and I have no ideas and nothing interesting to say."

"You must be getting your period."

So many.

So, so many.

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"I've gotta go now Wayne..I'm...due back on the planet Earth"

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The bit at the movie theater where he brings out Marshall McLuhan kills me.

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talk about how millenials hate it because it isn't politically correct.

Their one regret in life is that they weren't born 20 or 30 years earlier, so they'd be allowed to understand & laugh at funny things.

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