Impossible to remember them all, of course. Bob's "family of Negroes" line has already been mentioned. A few more:
Dutch dumps a pan of oatmeal over Eunice's head and says he's just trying to show her that he loves her.
Jessica: "Oh Dutch, flowers would have been so much nicer."
Jessica (to Elaine on her wedding day): "Aren't you lovely, dear. No one would ever guess you're trash."
Jody advises Danny to get rid of Elaine by telling her that a health condition has rendered him permanently impotent.
Jody: "So, what happened?"
Danny: "That girl knows a lot of tricks."
El Puerco (to Annie): "In my country, you would be called, 'la ramera.'"
Annie: "Oh that's so pretty. What does it mean?"
El Puerco: "Slut."
Jody's psychiatrist starts contemplating the opportunities from Jody turning into the old Jewish man.
Nurse: "But Doctor, you have to try to bring him back."
Psychiatrist: "You're right. I am a doctor. I did take that silly oath."
Burt has escaped from the spaceship and is having trouble getting Mary to come meet him.
Burt: "Mary! You've got to listen to me!"
Mary: "What, Burt?"
Burt: "Don't listen to me!"
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